Gotta Bunk... L8rz! - The Aftermath

Last Saturday, Jonk is busy sighing out after work. Someone else is taking their time signing out. thingie and doodah shout for jonk to hurry up. Caroline is going back to his that night as well and is waiting for him. However, thingie, doodah and a few others run to the taxi waiting for them all, they get in and doodah and thingie tells the driver to drive off leaving Caroline and jonk at work.

Jonk tells dale that they went without them.

Thursday, the following week, jonk discovers that thingie and doodah had on purposely gone without him and caroline. The next day after work, Jonk waits for thingie at work till he comes back, so he doesn't leave them behind in the taxi. When they get back, they all wait 10 minutes for the taxis to come. They arrive, and jonk gets up, with someone following behind. However someone else has ran to the taxi before them. Thingie shouts at Jonathan when the taxi goes without them, although jonk isn't the one who caused them to miss the taxi, as the other 2 people they were going to get the taxi with was standing with jonk at the time they realized they had all missed the taxi, and thingie was the only one there.

Jonk gets shouted at "Is there something wrong in your head that goes, uhhh taxi, uhhhh I better get in that" Jonk shouts "Are you blind or something, u were the only one by the taxi. We were all in the same place, u was the only one getting in after every one else got in" Thingie shouts "Why didn't u get in it, u made us miss it" jonk says"So these two weren't nest to me too?" Thingie cant answer and trys to make excuses, jonk goes in and calls another taxi with thingie screaming at him to get in the taxi.

there is a clear point I would like to make out just in case this is pointed out. When me and Caroline left thingie and doodah that night when they went into the booze shop, a taxi had not been arranged or called, Thingie and doodah had fucked them around about going to 2 pubs and not having anything, This was not at work. Jonk and Caroline running to the pub was a different situation. Running off in an arranged taxi, paid for by work which they were all to catch is a different situation.

I believe this is done all in the name of jealousy, as things have been pointed out to jonk recently of what the reasons of stupidness of others could be, and a possibility of something else.

Jonk does not condone jealousy

Jonk does not condone the Taxi incident

Jonk does not condone attempted bullying at work

Jonk Does not condone Dick heads who are big headed assholes

Ok so from now on, on this blog I shall try and spell everything correctly by running it through the spell checker a few times when possible. That's because i've been complimented a fair few people about my writing technique. i've counted about 3 people now. i was told my secret blog site sounds like i was writing poems.

Oh Yeah! i remember! How do u make a duck groan?? Put him in the microwave

Ok, if you've read the buzy night at jaks post, and red the reply, rich said:People copied your dancing !!!!!--- I seen you dance and I laughed.

So lets remember some events of that night.>>>>>>>


It was a saturday evening in december, 2004, about 11pm. Jonk and rich had been in Edwards, in swindon for an hour. As usual, jonk had ran out of money and owed rich thousends of drinks. All of a sudden, we bump into Cally who we used to work with at a radio station (That dosent want to be named) who was bar staff there.

Jonk and rich are slightly drunk at this point. Jonathan dosent dance, so he was just standing around. Rich pulls him away to have a word with him "Why dont you dance??" says rich. "Because i dont" jonk says. Rich looks at him odd and says "We int gonna pull if you dont dance" and says something else, but couldnt hear him over the music (And my ears were fucked).

they then go for a dance and drink about 3 more drinks. Rich sees jonk dancing and has a giggle and punches him a few times in the stomach. Jonk is confused, figuring rich has had way too much to drink he goes on the other side of the dance floor. They then go up stairs to have a look around and it snows a little bit outside. Rich is sat next to this woman, but he is more interested in the snow. She is telling a joke. Rich picks up the punch line and starts telling every1 the punch line of the joke and says its snowing. Rich also tells a joke he heard but has messed it up.

"How do you make a duck Groan? Put him in the microwave" (The original joke being "how do you make a duck into a soul star? Put him in the microwave and is bill withers")

People look at him weird. we go down stairs and rich mentions to various women it was snowing, but its stopped now. They go for a bit more of a dance and at 2 Edwards closed. They then go to the train station. but rich dosent know where he is. Jonk does but suggests they find their way from various objects like the bin, and the tree, and the charity shop. A police man watches and smiles like he's being entertained. they make it to flemming way eventually. but they are stuck, there is a small metal fence on flemming way in the middle, and is too far to walk around. Jonk climbs over it and falls off as his balance is fucked from the alcohol. Jonk crosses the road and rich gets over the fence slowley. They get to the train ststion for a taxi, and rich treds on this womans foot twice. When jonk gets home he sees ben and is sick in the back garden

Where's Uncle Bob Gone??

Ok, so bob, my uncle and Mad Landlord goes on holiday loads or just likes to scarper off to places unknown.

So, just for fun. i want you to be a "Bob Spotter" If you See Bob, or someone who looks like bob, Give me an email to jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk and if so, a picture. I want to see if we have any genuine spots of bob, and even if not, i'd like to see what i get and i'l put it on the website im making.

BE A BOB SPOTTER!

here are some pictures of the real bob

Busy Night At Jaks!

So we had a staff meeting sunday, and most of us ended up at jaks at the end of the nite.

I'd like to point out that this photo was taken 5 minits after the doors opened, and wasnt like this all night.

The day started with every1 turning up at work shattered as we all got home about 6am, and had to be bak at work at1.

After we went to various other pubs till about 6 when most of us dispanded and the others (Including me and caroline) waited at the cell (Pictured left below, when it was pitchers) till 9 oclock with interludes at the goose, KFC and Mcdonalds, then back at the cell. Thingie Also showed up and doodah was coming anyway. There was also some Twat who kept following us from cell to goose, bak to cell and jaks... apperently he knew thingie and wanted to come with us, but we didnt want him because he was acting a nob and being too loud, we'd of got thrown out cos of him. when we got to jaks. we had a word wiv the doorstaff cos we work for the same company, and we were pretty sure he'd taken something, he looked stoned, and pissed so he got chucked out.

So we stayed out till Jaks closed at 2am. i did a bit of danceing. People trying to copy me, I was just making it up as i went along. Went bak so Didgers house with his girlfriend with thingie and doodah and Caroline, With them ending up taking the piss again but this time out Didgers hospitality, and his girlfriend, id planned a runnaway plan but wasnt needed. all left didgers for 5 mins and me and caroline came bak and stayed there till 11am. didnt sleep much but wen we did we woke up a bit late. i was still shattered from dancing and as usual, no hang over from the 15 drinks.

Well most of the day me and caroline went back to mine, i had to go out for a bit, and when we gor back we had a 3 hour pillow fite. i was propper nackered. in the end she had to go home (Unfortunatly for me) and i didnt sleep till 4am today. im propper nacked still cos my whole body is aching.

I am propper fucked

Just read this from msn website today

“Modest alcohol consumption 'reduces obesity'
Modest drinking can potentially reduce obesity levels, according to a study by US researchers. The scientists analysed the results of 8,236 non-smoker respondents in the US National Health and Nutrition Examination Survey III and found that those who drank small amounts of alcohol regularly were less likely to be obese than those that did not drink at all.

The study by US scientists Ahmed Arif, from Texas tech university health sciences centre in Lubbock, and James Rohrer, from Mayo Clinic, Rochester, is published in the journal BMC Public Health. It shows that consuming no more than a drink or two a few times a week reduces the risk of being obese. However, the research also suggests that consuming four or more drinks a day increases the risk of being obese by 46 per cent, compared with non-drinkers. According to the study, current drinkers had 0.73 lower chances of being obese than non-drinkers. "

"The authors concluded that "the data gave no evidence to advise non-drinkers to start drinking alcohol just for reducing body weight". However, they also noted: "The evidence reported here argues against a strategy of promoting complete abstention at least among those who regularly consume alcohol."

--- Back to me now. Ok well that’s all good and well, but couldn’t this all just be a coincidence? And! Who has 4 or more drinks of alcohol a day?? I’d say an alcoholic, I disagree that drinking every day is healthy. I suppose they are talking about “Social Drinkers” not the ones that go to nightclubs, get hammered, act wankers and cause trouble.

Funky New Camcorder

Happy wiv this. i got me an Camcorder also today. i put about £10 a week on this camera @ cash converters and paid the rest off today. More better than the other ones i had, this one has colour screen on the view finder (Im still in old technology) but is is funky... just got to find somthin to do with it.

FUNKY NEW PHONE!!!!

i got me a brand new phone today. On contract (Which is odd of me) i only walked into the shop to enquire, and ended up agreeing to it then and there. You may be aware (If you have seen the post "Leave me alone" from Wednesday, September 14, 2005 that phone companys from hot forigen places kept calling me askin if i wanted a contract fone and me telling them to leave me alone, and if i was interested i would of called them. Well i went to vodafone and asked them

I chose vodafone cos im on pay as u go with them. And even though i was with vodafone, and probably a loyal customer to them, i had started to get fed up with the pay as u go thing as they have thought of a dumb way to top up now, something to do with getting voice or text packages. I didnt like the idea after i topped up using it by accident, and realising i cant make fone calls. I had 12 p left on my phone, and never used it. I also had 2 txt messages on my pack left. then the next day they took my money and said i had 3 txts and no credit, about 4 hours later (Hadnt sent any txts) all my txts were gone. I challenged vodafone and they said:

"I can confirm that you last purchased a £5.00 text pack on the 24th October.Please note that this text pack is valid for 30 days and entitles you to 70 text messages. Please note that you are unable to apply a new text pack until 24th November."

This i wasnt bothered about, and i did ask them about my credit loss, but i did not hear anything about this in my email. There wasnt even a "You must of been mistaken" or, "We have researched" or "we can confurm u used the allotted text messages appropriatly" or anything, they just shunned them. i wasnt lookin 4 an argument, i was askin them where my txts and credit went.... i still got a contract fone tho

Bar Wars

A long long time ago, in a night club far away (Depending where you are) there was 2 new starters. Jonk entured coliseum, not knowing where it would take him. A week after, another guy (We'l call him colin) Named colin came to work. For 6 months Jonk and colin worked hard, untill, Behold. PHAROES! AKA - V.I.P Bar. for weeks, Jonk anc colin had been on rotation with (We'l call her lauren) Lauren and colin, on the 3 days the club was open a week, with Jonk and Colin sharing rotation on Sports bar (The mainstreet equivelant to pharoes, Taken By - we'l call him Gavin), However, jonk and colin both want pharoes.

One week, Colin comes into work, bandaged up, and requests to work in the dredded cloakroom. Jonk is put on pharoes bar, and then put on forall 3 days and is to stay on pharoes untill colin is better, however just as colin gets better... He has to pull out of the battle of pharoes, as he is leaving to focus on his new job. Sucess, jonkie takes pharoes BUT,BUT,BUT...

A day later the rotas are handed out. As usual and to no suprise, Lauren is on the bar, Followed by jonk on thursday, and shock horror... (We'l call him) DANNY! Jonk is confused to where he is, and by anger, finds himself in the dredded cloakroom. He is confused why he has been sent to the coliseums verson of the naughty corner, as he's been a good boy, and has had good results on the bar, and is in outrage that he's been put in cloaks.

Jonk is now has a choice, Stay in wars with danny for pharoe's, Or set his sights on bigger things, but intill someone whos established themself on a bar leaves, Jonk is to battle pharoe's (Lauren has her own bar, so isnt exaxtly in the race).

Will The Bar wars Continue??? Tune in on this exciting episonde of.....

POLICE END

On Or Off??? MAKE YOUR BLOODY MINDS UP

According to my girlfriend caroline, the busses (According to todays paper) Will be on strike tomorrow. This causes me to be confused. Has the paper got it wrong, or was the bus station lyeing yesterday. It had on the Changy thing that tells u when ur bus comes said at the bottom "Strike action planned for friday has been canciled" Today it dont say that on the changy bit.

I have stuff to do. Cant Metro just put big signs up and just keep them there so people can see it.

Un-STRANDED!

What was the Fucking Point???

The busses are now not going on strike this friday. My girlfriend explains they do this, most times they go on strike and change the date.

Whats the deal anyway about bus strikes? Busses transport people from one place to another. Whats more important, Bus drivers getting a pay rise, or fire fighters getting pay rise?

Gotta Bunk, L8rz! - The Visit

Doodah (Pictured left) and thingie (Pictures Right) came over at 2.30am wiv some bird (Not pictured).

They ask why we bunked. i explained that i didnt want to go to another pub and pay 4 a taxi cos i was skint and so was caroline. I said they could stay till 4am when i wanted 2 sleep. 4am came. Doodah was trying to nest himself on the floor in the bedroom with Thingie, This bird was still downstairs waiting for doodah. I had planned to sleep downstairs.

I told them to go home nicely, then told them angrily. Doodah said dont worry they can sleep upstairs. I said no, im incharge of the house. Go home. Thingie went downstairs and doodah stayed up, the girl clearly wanted to go.

I got angry with doodah and left him upstairs, if i had tryed to move him physiclly it would of caused a fight, so played some mind games to get him annoyed so he'd leave. 10 mins L8r he comes bak down in a mood with me. He has a go at me, i have a go back and i explain that i live here, he dosent. im in charge and i want him to leave. I also explain how much he has acted like a Dick head recently and he gets angry. He then sits on the chair penting up ready to blow.

Meanwhile this girl orders a taxi and thingie leaves with her at 5am. Doodah also goes at 5, and offers his hand to make up. I Decline. Doodah leaves in a stress

to be continued??? Work on thursday!

STRANDED!

Well i'v been informed that there is a bus strike on friday. meaning i wont be able to get to work, and more importantly the pub.

As i live in one of the surrounding villages of halifax/bradford im un able to get to either of them, unless by taxi (Which is roughly £100 to the next village) or walk (Which is 100 miles away from the next village)

Hmmm

Gotta Bunk, L8rz! - The phone Call

Doodah called askin me If i wernt gonna come why did i come "ya fat cunt"

Windy back box

Ok so if you found me while going through my website (www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable) you may have noticed that i have a segment that explains the Windy Back Box which has currently 0 pictures because i dont know how to update it without sum sort of software (That i dont have)

But. Here is an idea of the windy back box

If u dunno what im on about, click this

Gotta Bunk, L8rz!

Wel i met with 2 people from work yesterday, and me and my girlfriend bunked.

One of them came round "Are u up to much?"
me and caroline: no not really
doodah: meet me and thingie in't pub if u want
me and caroline: Ok, can only stay for a quick drink

hour later Got to pub... Phone goes
Doodah: change of plan meet us at other pub

10 mins later met at other pub:
Thingy: what u getting your money out for? were going to another pub

Jonk gets boared with having gone to 2 pubs and had no alcohol. Caroline gets fed up as she has had to walk around in the cold for 40 mins in freezin cold weather.

Thingy: Rite were going into this boose shop just up here. (As they walk up, jonk and caroline think of a plan)

they arrive out side the shop, some underage Chav bird asks one of them to get her sum fags
Caroline: we'l wait out here for ya
Thingy and doodah go into the shop and caroline and jonk bunk. They run round a few corners to loose them and end up at the pub next door to the one they had left 20 mins ago is its the last place that they are going to be

To Be Continued...

My cluffing finger

I Cut my finger at work today. It didnt hurt... Till i touched SAMBUCA!

i had a plaster on but it went through. It happened when i was cleaning the shelfs and my finger breased over this bit of glass that had gotton stuck to the shelf earlier in the night, at first i felt nothing, but then after i got it out and thought "that would of cut me" looked at my finger and it did, then it started bleeding immidiatly. "Fuck" and told the person i was workin wiv il b bak in a bit. I was on MY BAR most of the nite but changed when i swapped wiv sum1 4 a bit.

I managed to go onto MY BAR and then some1 wanted a sambucca. I tipped it, some went on my finger, soaked through and "AHHHHHHHHH FUCK"

Well im a bit annoyed cos i cant type properly and have been making nonsence txt messages... and i havnt even got any food so i might wait an hour for the co-op to open (its 5:20am. just finished work) had an extra long shift too. Was kids nite and i enjoyed that, I like rushing about.

By the wayle while i was working today i figured something out. Obviously, Every one knows about the 24 hour drinking laws now. Well we surved till 3am today, and between 2 15 (2 am being our old closing time)and 3 am (Our new bar closing time, club shutting at 3.30) Almost nobody came to the bar for alcohol. I thought these laws would give people the freedom to stay in the club for an extra hour and a half, But give them the freedom to go home at 330 and they still go home at 2am. Whats the point????

yeah, before a few ppl on the old times would come to the bar after 2 and go "Ahh lets have a pint. please mate" you explain "no, were not allowed" and the offer you a fiver. but the regular people who come to ya after 2 didnt even come btween 2 and 3 probly cos they couldnt have an argument. hehe. thats why i like workin in a nite club... and before i came here i hardly even stepped foot into a night club (Only flares in bradford, oh and in swindon i went to Edwards but thats not a nite club) since then ive been to coliseum, oceana (Leeds) and Buzz (Wakefield) but buzz and coli was work, havnt had a night out yet. im usually always skint tho and never been to acca so might at some point.

Well A Boringly blog by a tired jonk. Working non stop from 6pm till 4am... And could of done another 4 hours! i was in the mood for it. Havnt felt like that since the shattering, finger disintergrating work at SCB (Which i loved doing... and i really do mean that).

Off to bed in a bit. goin to do sum research on sumfin then goin 2 bed.


L8rz yo

This is the news

I was gonna put this on the website but i cant do it yet so...

BIG DRUG HORRORNESS IN COPPERDOLLY SUPERMARKETS AND OTHER PLACES
Report by Jonathan Robinson and Carrie Meaddow

The Helicopter nightly News said today it can reveal the widespread use of class A drugs in Copperdolly supermarkets, public buildings, nightclubs, toilets, Carparks, rooftops, fields, skys and roads.
We carried out spot checks for cocaine in 31 venues. Thirty-nine tested positive. The Helicopter Nightly News investigation using swabs that detect the horible drugs and deadly substances on toilet lids, systems toilet-roll holders, fingernails and drugholders.The red swabs turn blue if cocaine is present and stays red if none, abit like a pregnancy test but diffrent. They are 106 per cent accurate and the coppers use them every day!

We found traces of Coke everywhere, under the sink, in the car, on pound coins, in sick, nightspots, two supermarkets, a McDonlad's restaurant, Woolywhoos, The Helicopter news offices and two public toilets. There was also a positive reading at the birds toilets at Copperdolly Magistrates' Court, Judge Micheal Roberts was caught. Paul "The Stain" Fox, from Copperdolly Druggie Team, said: "We know that theres cocaine users in Copperdolly, just like every town and city in the uk, so it comes as no surprise, although Wollys was a tiny suprise."I will not accept this rubish from people who use our councils facilities for this but i in't superman or supprised. ''who ever has done this, i will hunt you down''

A court person spills his guts and said: "Lots of people take drugs, i don't, not ever.SHARON!!!" was he lieing'?
Mr Apple from Alsa, where toilet lids in the male and female lavatories tested positive, said:"Yeah I know, great an't it ''We expect to see Coke on the shelves in our anals, not in customer toilets."
Supermarket toilets are open to the general public, If ya didn't Know.

Mr J Siansbuy's said: "We did'nt know! It wasnt me. Who was it. Was it you? Or you? Stop it now."This was echoed by Mr Woolywhoos of Woolwhoos's in Halifax, which also tested positive."We didn't know who done it," he said.
Ronald McDonlad of McDonlad's said he's taking the matter very seriously,by re-curling his red hair and will be running about with a duster and a boom box, and would be supprised if duster didn't work. He suspects the hamburlger is to blame as he's a dirty, lazy swine.
And bar and club owners also promised to step up checks on cubicles. A spokesperson for Binkariddles said: '' were gonna have to give everone a strip search in the streets before anyone comes in, we will not for all staff because we think we trust mosr of our staff''
And a spokeswoman for the Planet mars said they would only take a "zero-tolerance" approach Just everyone that has coats although it makes no difference what ever we do''.

But the manager of the Cerladiaskis said they took right loads of changes to make it harder for druggies and chaves come in. He said: "Where we can, we will removed all flat surfaces and made 'em wobley and bulit a arch in the toilet, the lids of the toliets are bumppy and gross. We can also use E12 on surfaces and on difficult customers, which cause substances to dissolve flesh from the inside and other parts of the body, including the toilet lids them self, so much infact we have desolved all the toilets on porpose at coliseum for a reason of no existence. We carry out random spot checks with a team of un-trained dogs that are secretly hidden under the sinks and at back of toliets. "we do spot checks for a reason, the reason is the worlds going to bend."

Mr Alpaculiculkin, manager of the Alpaculiculkin, said they had a sweety drugs policy. He said: "In the last six weeks we have had three sessions of drug-taking on our premises and it were great." More Coke was collected in Helicopter Bus Station toilets (where the chavs go and the mosher crew stays fermly away) owned by bus company "John Fast", and the Spencer Square toilets, also a chav hotspot, run by Copperdolly Council. All of the members in this article are chavs and moshers.A spokesman for "John Fast" said the area outside the toilets was covered by security cameras, before chavs stole them."They come to fool around with chavs and the mosher loans he said.A spokesman for Copperdolly Council said: "I know, what am i supposed to do about it, stop them my self? but what can i do? iam rally important you know, Take Them dogs away from me. The managers of The Monkey bar and Robertsons were unavailable to comment on the readings found at their premises, as they were high on the stuff at the time and the bbc said couldn't track them down, but now we cant find them either.

How did u get on the telly?

I went upstairs to make some toast (Long story) and while checking the TV i stumbled across this



IT'S RICH! Whats he doing on the telly, i thought he worked at Esso!

What? theres a bit of glitter on tv... and its not the news

Ok, so at the moho, while watching the news i see garry glitter is in a spot of trouble... again with kids. Shouldnt of done it in the 1st place. But While watching the music channel, What do i see??

Scooter (Guy with white hair singing that Really hard Bangy Dance style music) Shouting "Hello! Hello! It's Good To Be Back! It's Good To Be Back"me and Rich have been talking about this recently:

Rich: Hey you can still buy Gary Glitter CDs on Amazon
jonko: yeah rite like any1 gonna buy it now
Rich: might be worth something in a couple of years
Rich: The number two track is called (no joke) 2. Do You Wanna Touch Me (Oh Yeah)
jonko: what shit? every1 is dumping the music he made... yeah its good but even if its sold he gets a cut. i kno iv got it
jonko: it goes "Do ya wnna touch me, do ya wanna touch me, do ya wanna touch me there, there"
Rich: you notice all his songs have one phrase over and over ```wana be im my gang....my gang....wana be in my gana....oh yeah
jonko: i know. i dont wanna be in his gang if he duz that tho... lol
Rich: Can i put this conversation on my blog
jonko: yeah
jonko: just for the record i had the songs before he was dun for the kiddy thing
jonko: lol
Rich: Before he took his computer into that shop in Bristol
jonko: yeah
jonko: now he lives in bankok
Rich: I doubt he gets much cock know

a day later

jonko: update on a gary glitter song, someones sampled one!
jonko: Theres a new song out that sings "Hello, Hello, Its good to be back, its good to be back"
jonko: its by Scooter, it was on the Music TV channels
Rich: someone sampled a gary glitter song, your joshing me
jonko: No, im being serious
Rich: they reckon if he gets convicted of kiddy feeling, he could get shot
jonko: someone sampled it. the band Scooter (Made popular for sampling the logical song from 1979 and speeding it up) has had their music video played on one of the cheepo music channels
jonko: they dont hav gary glitter doin it, they do it them selfs, but he would of been paid alot for it
Rich: sampling gary glitter thats just evil, giving a kiddyfidller free cash
jonko: il c if i can find it
Rich: he onces did a song called `1980 "What Your Mama Don't See`
jonko: lol

Anyway im still a youngan in this Radio world, so i went to www.mediauk.com and put a post up on there:

Jonathan Robinson - I’v seen scooters new song “Good to be back” on one of the music channels (Cant remember which one) Anyone heard it on the radio? Isnt this a bit risky concidering who it was by orignally??

David Hedley - It’s ‘full’ name is “Hello (Good To Be Back)”. It’s pretty average by Scooter’s standards. As I don’t know who it was by originally, it can’t be that risky. Not to mention that Scooter only really care about the European market now, and most of their singles never get a UK release. The names kind of a little incorrect, in that they’ve already had three previous singles this year, so it’s not much of a comeback at all.

Helen Blaby - It was originally by Gary Glitter.

David Hedley - Ah.. But even so, I don’t think it’ll be that big a deal. A lot of Scooter’s audience weren’t born when Gary Glitter was releasing hits, and although a few older people might cringe, how many ‘older people’ are listening to Scooter anyway? The person who made the music shouldn’t really reflect the music itself. I never stopped listening to Jacko during the trial, and wouldn’t of, guilty or otherwise

Well Folks, to hear more in the situation click here (You need to be a member tho, so join up and then come bak cnd click the link again)

I found the cooker fuze!

Recently bob took the Cooker fuze, meaning i couldnt cook any food. he took it because i turned the cooker on a few times to heat the cold damp basement up.

Last night he came round and revealed that he Hid the fuze for the fuze box. He then went on holiday and didnt tell me where it was... Well i figured first, where would my dad (His brother) hide it. either, 1) In his private Drawer in his room (Bob dosent have one of them) , 2) in the cooker its self, 3)near the cooker or, 4)near the fuze box. Number 3 and 4 was correct. the fuse box is next to a shelf with wires and his electrican stuff and screws which is by the cooker. It was in a plastic box.

happy happy

Hmmmmm Which one is it???

Im sure i hav a crazy Ex girlfriend. I have 4 but which one am i on about. im not going to say which one im on about but one of them is kinds like a stalker.

Im just trying to think of sumfin to put.

While im on the subject of girlfriends...

i was reading my blogs from my girlfriend from before (D u m p e d), on how stupid i sounded and i think in one point i put sumfin like i might take it down when i realise how stupid it is or sumfin like that, if i didnt write it i was definatly thinking about it, and now im glad that we had split up cos of the person im with now, its really weird, in a good way.

(Jonk tryed to get his head around things)

yeah first off if the D U M P E D situation never happened, i may not be in the situation i am in now, and really i would probably be kicking my self now because im quite lucky to be in the situation im in at the moment. we got plans for the short term future and really what we have planned, i would never of done with them others, no dis-respect to them but just the way this is working out seems more... umm, more do-able.

the last few weeks when i asked what other ppl have been up to they say "havin sex wiv my bird" or "Shaggin my boyfriend". im there thinking YAWN. tell me something new... I could. lol my girlfriend found my week spot, and its not my doodah! so pppplllleeeerrrrggghhhhtttytytytytlhafjkj'fjsdl;ffizzle. and i aint tellin you what is is!

how many times do u hear that? my girlfriend found my weak spot. well anyway the thing that i started getting fed up with is that a relationship has to follow a course, but why, im having lots of fun rite now just playing around with my girlfriend, the whole cheating on ur girlfriend doodah is pointless, you should be able to have fun wiv 1 person u can build a bond with, not have 3 girls on the go! Well thats what i think and yes this is changing into one of them weird personal blogs that i will look at one day and cringe but seriously the think about going out with who i am going out with now, is that she has tought me other ways to have fun in a relationship, and keep it interesting.

The words "I love you" can end up to mean nothing if you say it every 5 minutes, if you use every trick in ur love book you run out and repeat ur self till all the feeling has gone out of what ur saying. and what she has tought me is, why hurry up and use every trick in the love book, why say that you love someone in the first 2 weeks of going out? why? save it for when you really mean it because it makes u and the other person feel ontop of the world when it comes out!

Oh well thats the soppy stuff said and done. probly cos im tired, time to party

"3,6,9, the goose drank wine, the monkey chewed tobacco on the street car line, the line broke, the monkey got choked, and they all went to heven in a little rowin boat, clap clap."

What happens 20 mins after switching the computer off?

Bob comes over! But not at 2pm, 5pm, 8pm or 10, no, at 10 past midnite.

does his complainy thing as usual, and wonders about for a bit and packs his stuff up for yet another holiday.

He needs some sleep so he's in bed at the moment... and as theres only 1 bed, I am still up now at 2:34 untill about 4am when he said he's got to go, So to my girlfriend, if you read this and wondered why i didnt answer ut txt till about 3pm, Thats why.

So now im just trying to find sumfin to do. I shud of bought sum alcohol or sweets.

MAD BOB MCMAYDAY - Have you lost your mind? The mayhem continues

For the last few months i have been staying at Castle bobskull, Owned by mad bob McMayday himself, Bob. So far he has

Told me the basement isnt Damp

Decided to put the kitchen in the basement

Tryed to fix the centeral heating and failed

Tryed to fix the Hoover and failed

Told me i cant use the cooker in the basement to keep warm in the winter

Told me the basement is a silly place for a computer

Told me to put the centeral heating on if i was cold

told me i should of made a nice arch in the kitchen in the front room (the kitchen he said he wants in the basement)

Put a sink in the kitchen (The one he wants moving)

Didnt come round for his money to pay the bills after august so money spent else wear till he came bak

Told me a 6 year old hoover is brand new

Came back complaining i havnt paid him

Didnt pay the bills with the money i gave him in the first place

Said i could live here rent free but pay him for gas, electric and water

Called the Water people without telling me and said some lie and they have given me a water bill for £83, and £43 was outstanding from bob already

brought juanita round, claiming half her stuff was mine... then i corrected her

Brought carol round (3 times) to have her complain about the mess (Which is bobs crap)

told me to pay £40 into his bank accound which i was going to do untill a day later when he ...

Made me get an £83 water bill, half not mine

Told me he paid the BT fone bill off (He hasnt cos i still cant get a fone)

Told me he owes Telewest nothing

Taken the cooker fuze out of the fuse box so i cant have cooked food

Accused my friends from Nicking his porn

Removed lightbulbs from places where i need them and put them in other places where he wants them (When im the one useing them, hes never here)

Accused my friends of breaking the central heating (When i didnt even know them when it broke)

Accusing my friends of breaking the lights when my m8 "Adam" fell thru the floor

told me off for using the central heating

told me not to dry my clothes using central heating

Told me not to dry my clothes on the fire

Told me not to put the fire on full (ITS FUCKING WINTER)

(The centeral heating is still broken)

The list is endless

To be fair:

yeah he fell thru the floor and we need to finish fixing the ceiling and putting a door back on and owe someone money but im not going 2 pay bob if he is lumbering bills on me and him wanting me to pay him (if i am not paying him rent). i either pay them... or him.

But im not stressed... nope cos im moving out. Just dunno when, but soon.

Could u live like this? let me know, email Jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk

Im off to warm up from this cold basement

Looking at you like a bag of sweets

Apperently i look at my girlfriend like i look at sweets. Hmmmm Sweets.

Iv been on a sweets quest lately, looking at sweets that i havnt seen for a while and then buying them. there was a nice cart in huddersfield... which i was quickly dragged away from, then taking a swift forward motion to the right, to go to gregs.

Dont be suprised if you one day look for me and im in a sweets shop or in woolworths stearing at the sweets

Scribade doodah, humpty dumpty, You know pharoe's bar is Jonky's

Hehe. ok well maybee not yet but because colin is injured im on my favorate bar at work for both days next week... as was last week.

people seem to be coming to work with "Injury Feaver" from their adventures outside of work. Sounds like fun, mite giv it a try, Christmas is on its way!

Welcome to jonks mind

i was sat at work today thinking about my usual thing which goes somethin like this

"Alcohol, girlfriend, alcohol, girlfriend, Ohh man running, another man running, Lots of people running. In a night club??? ok... girlfriend alcohol girlfriend drinking alcohol, me and girlfriend drinking alcohol, both drunk, Right finished the bar" Jonathan goes downstairs and sits next to girlfriend "Hmmmmmmmm, Girlfriend. girlfriend. Friend, end, the worlds gonna end" all of a sudden jonathan speeks at a moment when everyone goes quiet and says "THE WORLDS GONNA BEND" jonathan gets sum weird looks. "You what" says raymond with his funny sort of sideway smirky smile. "the worlds gonna bend" and every1 smiles and looks like they're imagening the world bending.

Later Thinger mentions Dillio actually doing some work as a joke. It-it gets up and makes a sarky comment about what Thinger said about Dillio working. Before that jonk wasn't happy with It-it for complaining about someone being on a bar. jonathans mind goes again thinking "k-niveing It-it, k-knivin, Knife, knife is a triangle shape, picture it in 3d, its a prisum" and jonathan blurts out to raymond "Prisum" he looks at jonk and says what hav u been drinking. Jonathan Explains that prisum is a spin off word, which is why he comes out with such crap sometimes.

So if you ever are in my presence and i come out with such rubbish, please do ask

Guy Fawlks night... are we celebrating a terrorist???

Right, im on the way to work after watching an advert for a documentary and i thought, "Hang on, if something like that happened in our day, that would be classed as terrorisim"

And when do we ever celibrate that? When 9/11 happens we dont start celebrating by setting off fireworks at tower blocks!

if the houses of parliment did actually blow up and kill every1 in it, would we be celebrating it? i doubt it. Im not saying i hate bonfire night, i like it, people dont think that it nearly happened then, and if it did how would we see the situation now? But i think the reason people like bonfire night (The readon i do) is to leagally blow stuff up... However how much is a box of fireworks? £15? £20? £50? i saw one fire work for £75. So what your saying is you'd buy a £75 firework that blows the fuck up sumfin cronic for a few minutes of fun. Thats £75 gone into the sky, exploded and up in smoke. What a waste! Fireworks are a propper big con. i bet you could blow up a lot more interesting stuff with £75, like a flammable substance. What a shame.

BIG MAKKA NIGHT CLUB

funky stuff, tuesday im goin with work to oceana in leeds. looking forward 2 it! have to come dressed smart, no trainers. Hmm, a bit dificult for me but i see what i can do. Have a bath and so on.

D U M P E D update: N E W G I R L F R I E N D

So, new girlfriend. shes cool. I met her at work, and we were on the tip of every1s toung with all the rumors going around, most people already knowing we'd get on. And what happens when i get bak from swindon... new girl at work, been there since id been 2 swindon (a month) and she wasnt talking much so i thought id go and talk to her and since then it got to the point when we'd talk for hours on end and started likeing her quite alot. after a week of bucking my ideas up and people telling me not to be stupid and just ask her out, i did, with her answering 4 hours later saying yes, hehe.

so that was good. i guess soon we'l know eachothers life storys.

Ahhhh! well look at that

Ok stop me if im wrong ok, and i know i will if i am. Is it me, or when i started out in radio, did i do something that influanced something? im listening to something at this moment in time, and the promos and the output sound... familiar, but a bit different. It sounds like we've possibly made a difference at some point. Not saying what im listening to, but what i am listening to sounds like i actually made a difference to it somewhere.

I know that when we did the RSL for SCB in september we ruffled some feathers, we had some great ideas, and have loads left! but i love this! Making an influance. My voice is made to be heard, SO HEAR IT! Im sure i'l be contacted about this blog, if you do i welcome your call, i would gladly explain my self. im not hitting out at anyone. I like what i'm listening to... Which kind of gets me thinking that i have made a difference somewhere along the way from previous comments and recent actions.

Apoligys to those who dont know what im on about.

An Unproductive day

YAWWWWWN!

today was a nothing-ness, Nillness, Zinnnyfied, Deadness, quietage day, it was well weowm (The kind of paper thing when it floats to the ground in awavey motion)

Was trying to make some funny video tapes today, Getting stuff from tv, putting different music and words to it and so on, but i got too boared to do that and everything i tryed to do today i wondered off from it. I even wondered off from making a radio show to write this blog.

And even writing this blog im talking to someone from work on the text, taking me ages to write it. The unproductive day is almost thru, just listening to the radio now. i havnt finished anything i started today.

I think i'm loosing weight! Ive cut down how much iv been eating and can tell from hoy much cos my chin is thinner, hehe. i can tell by that way, look down at my pics and my mouth area is bigger. Ohh and i cut my self today, i was doing something with some wires and while using a knife, i stabbed my thinm, luckly it was a pointed knife and was small so it didn't do muc

Thanks Guys!

Well there was a bit of a drink going on at my house on sunday. i gave every1 about a weeks notice.

Almost Every1 said they were coming on Friday night a few said they might but thats understandable cos i live about 2 mins drive from halifax and no bussed after 11.

Saturday comes and i find out its just the lads as the girls are going out sunday...

Sunday comes 2 people Turn Up Doodah (See ceiling Caper) and Jigger turn up, me and my cousen joe are sat in the front room getting stuffed on pizza and started on our drinks when they arrive, and we sit about having a chat.

Doodah gets a call from Dee-doo, and she wanted us to go to Jumpin Jaks. So we thought, ok, no one came so we might as well go, so we went, couldnt get in cos we turned up late so Doodah and Dee-doo was havin a chat outside jaks, and Dee-doo eventually came with us and spent the night at mine and played some games, did some dares and get slightly drunk, but i dont think any1 was right drunk exept Joe.

So thanks every1 else who said u was going to come, im waiting for the explinations, hehe. Oh well, It was a good night, besides from joe trying to cheer Dee-doo up... when there was nothing wrong.

Jack's Mum says your never get filled up with a milky way

Look at a milky way wrapper. See how that blue alien floats.

Cast your minds back 3 years, and there that alien was on the advert for milky way, saying to the viewers "Jack's Mum says your never get filled up with a milky way".

jacks mum is a liar.

I have had about 20 now and im propper full.

John smiths advert at the moment on bill boards: you cant flog a dead hourse, unless you sell it for glue.

This is a lie aswell. You could sell it to an iron monger who can take the shoes off, he can sell it to a painting company who can shave the tail to make paint brushes, They can sell it onto a football company or a coat company who can use the skin to make horse leather for coats or footballs, and they can sell the bones wither to chocolate makers far far away, or sell the bones to make piano keys.

There you go

Complaining Old Man

this old bloke was on the bus today. GOD! Typical old granny in a mans body. Completly annoying. "Thats not right" "People leaving their houses like that" all that rubbish. SHUT UP!!!

The Orange Juice Caper

One day at SCB, jonathan was offered a drink of orange juice which he placed next to the computer and a pile of minidisks for the days play out. Over the last few weeks there had been strict rules about having liquids on that side of the desk (The Fader side). So jonathan and greg figure there had been no accidents 3 weeks into the broadcast, so they thought, well why not! So greg said Be Verry Carefull. Jonathan was doing a show at the time and was using the computer more further away from the desk. So greg moved the computer towards jonathan, not realising that he has just tangled the mouse wire around jonathans orange juice. All of a sudden. Splash "Oh fuck" spill spill leek spill. and the orange juice spills all over the table narrowly missing the satilite box amd everything else. While tidying up they discover that orange juice had gotten into one of the minidisks for one of that nights shows. In the end all was sorted, but was told off for sounding proud of it. It wasnt that we were proud, we wernt, we were showing the public that if you are worried of something disasterous happening, it will probably happen.

Police End.

The Ceiling Caper

The names have been changed to protect the innocent.

One day jonathan is at work talking to some friends at work about Castle Bobskull

Jonk: And the floor moves when you walk on it
Adam:Eh, me and Kyle 'll fix it.

So jonathan lets them come round to fix the floor, because he wants to move the bed, and if the floor wasnt sorted, it would sink through the floor. All Goes well. Untill...

Kyle: Ok its done
Adam:ok, lets lift this bit

And they lift the bit. 2 seconds later...

Adam: we'll put that bit of floor so i can put this but down.

And removes some lineo, Then All of s sudden, while aiming for a beam to walk on

Adam: OOOH FUCK!

And falls through the living room ceiling of castle bobskull with the beam saving his like but doing tempoary damage to his nackers.

Jonathan Cracks into laughter and Kyle is in a state of shock, then starts to laugh too. later that day after coming back from work after telling every one what happened, they attempted to fix the ceiling, but it was too hard so they finished that part of the floor and left the rest.

The moral of the story is kids... Dont let anyone from the coliseum fix castle bobskull, it could resault in an angry Bob.

Chewing Gum on the Bus

Ok i forgot to put 2 things into the blog that has happened in the last 2 weeks.

While on the way to bradford interchange i was on the bus with my cousen and my uncle. This old-ish lady sat at the back of the bus cos someone with a disibility was sat in the front seats. When she sat in the front to get off at the town hall which was about 2 stops away a big elastciky band thing followed her and streched from the bus seat all across the bus to another seat. Me and my uncle looked at each other and smiled cos it was rather funny, and my cousen was sat there like "What the fuck! Whats going on buddy" and says to me "I think we should tell her" I said, ok go on then and he told her about the stringy string attached to this womans back which turned out to be chewing gum.

Wrigleys ows a woman a new coat and the bus company a new seat.

What the hell have CITV put on???

Ok so im drying my clothes in the primitive way and notice that there is some sort of weird shit on TV. Nope, not telletubbies cos thats bbc, not rosie and jim, Not Boobah, But some thing called blips.

WHAT THE HELL ARE ITV TAKEING!!!

I thought i was weird (And so does every one who works at colliseum night club) But this is rediculous! Someone who works for ITV decided that a man called Mr Perfect would lay a table with this made up funny maniquin lady and there is also a lady doing a voice over. Now and once it was done, they would do a weird style of breakdown of life and everything gets wizzled up into a splodge of visual and audio mess and starts again with a confused mr perfect, and then these blips (Bubble type farting sound things) come in and mess up what he is doing. At that point i was in an state of unconciousness stareing at the TV in a hypnotysed mind state and walked away and carryed on with my day.

What has TV come to?? Its a funny coincidence that it seems to be programs with anything to do with ragdoll productions, maybee blips is.

Im guessing its the same person who made boobah, which i also watched before and changed me into a state of numb mindedness. Why am i watching kiddie shows in the first place? ITV made it eye catching. But im sure they are hypnotysing people, its the way it looks. For instance

Boobah: WHEEE WHEE WHEEE. Boing WEEEEEEE. (Music: Waowm Waowm wah wah waowm) music stops. TING!: (Narrator) Its A shed. Blop: (Narrator) Its Mr whats his face. YING: (Narrator) its little girl. (Music weowm weowm) PLOP: (Narrator) Its A Sausage

And so on. So here is jonks list of fucked up kids TV shows in weirdness

Pob
You cant miss that one out. Im in desprate need to see a pob programme. This was a hypnotyzing programme and want to watch it again. i was 4-6 when it was on and have seen little peices of it on TV but not a full show. BRING THAT WEIRD LOOKING PUPPET BACK!!

Blips - See Above

The Magic Roundabout
Take drugs and watch that i guess the world would seem normal. ive never taken drugs... Well never DIRECTLY smoked them, but have been around when people have... just want to clarify that.

Boobah
See above

Fimbles
Them Fucking fat things with diddy ugly looking fingures. No not my former school attendance officer, these things arnt real unfortunately, would be funny to see them have a fight. or my mum VS a thimble. HAHAHAHAHA

Teletubbies
When i first saw tellytubbies looking through a magazine with my mum we were shocked that sort of thing was on the BBC , my mum got scared and told me how she had a nightmare about them. Slightly moving on from that, did u used to have sky satilite in the early 90s and did you used to get up at 5:30am to watch the Childrens Channel start up ? There was this weird egg thing that ran around with kids, it was japanise i think. Well looking at teletubbies it was like that so it was quite popular in the robinson house, and i remember hitting the TV in 1997 when diana died cos they cancled teletubbies.

Rosie And Jim
I purchased a tape of this recently. Hehehehe. I know its weird, but its completly dumb, going to get some stuff and finding sausages and toffie yougart, whe fizzgog is a vegitearian. Hmm. Im in a stage of buying tapes for this project im doing with audio tape recorders and stuff in my spare time.

i think i'l get back to this another time when i find some more.

Mal8rz

Experiment 1: Talking in Long Wind

Ok so i am today trying a new experiment called "Talking in long wind".

This means you think on a word, like lolly, take the two first letters, "Lo" think of another word that starts with it and but a sentance inbetween and end the sentance with a word that ends with "lly" and say a number (in this case 3 as it is the last 3 letters you want to put on the first 2 letters to cause the word lolly) so for instance:

Low lifes are silly 3 = Lolly

or

Smash me dear oking 5 = smoking

ok it might not work but it has good intentions

Oh my god, Theres life in there!

Hey!!!!!!!!!! There is life at bobskull afterall.

Im in the basement at my uncles house.

Im trying to make it liveable... Cant c that happening cos its terable down here, spiders, dust and celing that falls into your dinner. It was bobs idea to have the cooker down here to make his kitchen... with no ventilation and being all damp. Nill nill nill nill. I'm leaning on the cooker at the moment with the computer and everything on it while cooking a pizza. hmm, tasty! I have only 1 light to sort me out on 2 floors. That will be a bit hard if i get in at 4am and want to go on the computer


C ya mal8rz

Radio antic number 1 - Feedback

I had a laugh the other day. Me and a fellow DJ (We do actually use disks) did the first breakfast show (Monday) on the first week of the RSL. Didnt go very well as the station didnt want it to be wacky and fun, which is why we wernt on tuesday.

The Antic number one:

The "fellow DJ" (Whos show it was) stayed at my house, He came up to my room and woke me franticly because we were late. I got out of bed to find some trousers and kept picking up this curtain. I eventually found a pair and put them on, and this curtain kept getting in the way. I was looking for all my other stuff and this bloody red curtain kept getting in the way. Anyway within 5 minutes we left to the station.

at about 7:30, we made up a story on air about me coming into the studio wearing no trousers, just a curtain and asking listeners to find out if they saw my trousers, just to get a reaction.

Anyway i did say to the DJ that i would like to kill the item now as i thought it was finished, but the DJ wanted to continue, and it did, but wasnt any good.

FEEDBACK

In the local paper, a few weeks later someone sent a letter to them, making referance to "a couple of school kids" and "one of them wasnt even wearing any trousers" Are you having a laugh or something? would you belive it if you heard anyone had come in to work wearing a curtain? No, not at all. So why did this person think i did??? This is the person we aimed to catch out!!! i didnt belive it when i read it, i was in fits of laughter!!!!

they also mentioned a few things that went wrong through out the first few days and telling our high profile presenter to go back to her old station and implyed we should sound like the BBC. We arn't the bbc, and only 2 out of the 4 people who set up the station have been involved in other RSLs, so things arnt going to go perfect. but we belive that the person who was picking on us was someone who dosent like us from another station in the area cos were a threat to them.

inm8

InM8 are in the scb studios, Propper Loud, they have this guy in doing a drum and bass mix in their extra hour they had due to techncal dificulties. i am tech opping.

i hope were not too loud

Round the boat, Its the Norris

So its my last mental show tomorrow on SCB untill the next time they are on air, I'm going to announce my website on-air tomorrow, with links to my blogs so that will be interesting to see how many people get intouch... Trying to get some self publicity, just incase someone who listens says "Work for me".

Go to www.scrb.co.uk and listen online

Its in the last week on the SCB Radio's restricted service licence, I'l be doing rewind untill next friday, the station goes off air at midnight that day. by then i'l be back in bradford in my uncles broken down hovel untill we know the next steps for SCB. If you have a new name for SCB, then let us know, something cheezy would be amusing! Give us a shout on the txt, 07900 19 80 58 or email studio@scrb.co.uk. U could win a prize!!!

Look at me!!!

The first images of me to you, if u didnt kno! ScB hasnt got me on their site so i took pictures into my own hands.

Slightly mad looking in this picture, In need of bit of a hair cut... possibly looking slightly shattered, taken today (23rd september 2005)

Jonkolumbo episode 1- pt 2 - D u m p e d

Well im just writing this now because i'm not upset anymore and just having a laugh... cos, some girls can be so stupid sometimes (I would just like to amplifiy that i am not saying All Girls are stupid... i am saying that the ones that do not compute propperly and act coplete bitches or d u m p you for no reason at all) and its not worth the shit you have to put up with when you split up the wrong way. I supose us blokes can be stupid too, so if ur looking for a bloke whos not stupid, i suppose you have had the same experience as me!

Anyway... d u m p e d... Well she hasnt given me a valid reason. I recon someone has said something to her, but shes being right dumb now, so stuff her, end of d u m p e d.

Sooooo, im single, any Females (Real ones thankyou) had the same experiance and likes the blogs?? i dont usually put this sort of blog up, just going through a really patchy time

Message to my ex...

Stupidness. Bye 4 everidge

My dads bigger than your dad

Someone who isnt too happy with me has told someone i kno that he is getting someone to beat me up. I cant say why, but its nothing illegal. Welcome to the jonkasonic list of childish fight talk.

1. "My dads bigger than your dad and he can beat your dad up"

2. "My Brothers 18 and can win against you in a fight"

3. "I'm gonna get someone to beat you up"

The funny thing is that the guy who said number 3, is something like 35!?!?! (Possibly a bit older)

Stop me if i'm wrong but i'm 21, shouldnt a 35 year old know how to fight his own battles and stop acting like a complete wimp??? He sounds like a bully threatening to bunch someones lights out but was born with no hands! Just Leave It!! Its complete waist of energy typing this.

And the whole reason for it is dumb anyway, something that happened about 2 years ago???

Isnt threating to beat someone up or beating someone a crime??? Get a life, Move On and fight your own battles. i'm sure ur mum must of told u that.

Jonkolumbo : Episode 1 pt 1 - D u m p e d

The Bits Of The Puzzle Are Slowley Peicing together on the possible Reason that i was D U M P E D . I cant reveal who but someone admitted today, that they may have played part in the situation, that shouldnt really involve them. Earlier On when i was told, i wasnt too annoyed... Just thought, Oh well, but then i went in to one of my my lapses at work where i started thinking about why i was d u m p e d and started thinking of my Former Girlfriend, and felt pretty upset and, that if they did have anything to do with it (Hopefully not) i'd bit dissapointed with them.

Well anyway, Stay tuned for Part 2.

Hovering across my problems

Having a chat with someone yesterday got me realising something.

View this diagram in my own way to discribe the dillio

Just so u kno what it says, the black writing in the top right says "He is here Away from than junk. The subjects in the black part are my worries, they are in order.

Show this to a drawing expert in psycyatry (Or whatever its called) this is what they will say.

1.The picture starts off with a yellow smiley face, With the name "Jonk" written next to it. this says it is jonk.

2.It seems he is in the sky, which means his head is in the clouds, Hovering over the worries he has at this moment in time

3. The yello face in the sky is yellow, he is temporaly on the radio, his place in the sun.

4. Between him, the clouds and the Ground where his problems lie, there is a small white line, which denotes a barrier, but as it is thin, the barrier is easy to break and any of the problems can interfear whenever they like.

5. The Problems are in order. These will allways change, but jonathan hovers over the barrier, and Likes to keep a smile in his face and his head in the clouds to the problems to sort them selfs out.

6. Jonathans 2nd problem is that he has no one to talk to. This just cannot be anyone, this has to be someone that he can tell his complete thoughts to (And not a blog), Which has to be the person who he has a verry close connection with - AKA Girlfriend (Only person he is comfertable with talking to)who has d u m p e d him, which leeds on to the main problem.

7. Jonk says on the pic he is a wonderer. this means he feels that he is able to wonder away from problems that he feels he cannot fix. the one at the bottom, will fizzle away when he has wondered away from it and is no-longer important.

Or something like that, mainly because thats how it is!

anyway. im off now. L8rz

Still D U M P E D

Well day 2 of being d u m p e d

Still dont know why. It dosent make sence, i have done nothing wrong, just missed a few messages. I'm only on the internet temporarally, so when i moved back to bradford where i only have a connection at the libary there would of been problems there. I'd love to get back together with her, but im waiting for her.

She really has upset me and i shouldnt forgiver her for d u m p i n g me, but im not sure everything is as it seems , i dont mean "Oh shes going to get back together with me" because i'm not sure that she will, i Just that i think something has been said to her by someone thats not true, and like me, she has thought too much and thought i didnt like her, Mainly because thats what i thought (That she didnt like me), But we are so alike, when i was younger and i was told something that i thought was true, i'd do what she has done, I have learnt that that is not the case and hope she realises like i have... and soon.

Even me writing this uninteresting personal life blog that i should really keep to my self is me thinking too much. I need an answer! When i called yesterday she sounded pretty annoyed, but didnt talk to her, That makes no sence at all!

Anyway the blogs like this will probably eventually come down because they are too personal, and when i realise that they will go, at the moment, i am just rather unhappy because i'm confused and need to say something somewhere as i've not really got anyone to tell. More explination on this in the next blog.

Come on... Employ me!!!

The RSL for the radio has just under 2 weeks left. My last show is next saturday (Which will be big. Go to Swindon community Radio's website) and its going to include a Worm party for the birthday worm. The people i have spoken to so far has said they really like the birthday worm and i may have found my element for presenting. I'm no good at the regular "This is, that was" because i'm too off the wall.

I'm happy now aswell because... i thought (as various people had said) my presenting wasnt my strong point, it was more the technical and production side. However the way i was taught to present isnt my strong point because where i was at before the audience was aimed older. Now i feel that i'm not as restricted as much i can mix the production and funny side in with off the wall antics, which i have only just discovered... GIVING ME MORE IDEAS !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA (Evil Laugh)

So if you work at Now, GWR, BBC swindon or The Pulse, Galaxy or halam bbc leeds or anywhere in West Yorkshire give me a shout. Email Address is jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk

So last night i inserted the birthday worm into my presenting, and made this story that didnt make sence. "Breakfast Loopy Do? Bodily dead in my Breakfastation? Move with a swift motion to the left"

D U M P E D

I have been dumped! I have no idea Why!

I have done nothing wrong! I've been busy with Work and couldnt talk the other day... And now i'm dumped, even though i have tryed to get incontact for 4 days. I managed to get an answer on the phone today and was told that she didnt want to talk.

I hope she realises soon how i'm feeling and comes to her sences. She is not only a really good friend that i'd like to know for a real long time, but i miss her. I went missing for a few hours today cos i am quite upset... and for someone who hasnt really shead a tear to anything much in the last few years, i did today. not terrebly tho... IM A MAN!!! hehe.

more laterz

NAUGHTY!!!!!!!

Someone has tryed to sign in to my blog. 2 days ago i forgot my pass word, they gave me an email to replt to and it got sorted.

Today i open my email to find a New email with the same content... Hmmmm

Bugger Off!

NO! Why Now???

Right i was arranging to see my girlfriend ( hope she is anyway and still will be this time next week)this weekend. £54 pound train ticket. Had £25 saved because i was going to go last week but she was ill, so saved some money and was expecting £50 from work

But... But... But... BUT!!!!

The wonderfull work hasnt paid me... Its Friday and Have no idea why. These things do happen, but WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW!!!!!

I have made plans where the ends havnt met, and now i might have to change them. So if the ends do meet and i can go to see her, i might not have the money untill work pays me on saturday morning.

And... And... And... AND! The way things are going, if my girlfriend says yes and i say "well actually i cant come" Then She wont be happy at all!!

I've Been Back In Time

Well this one is to those who work at the Coliseum Night Club in Halifax, Where i currently work at Bar Staff. I went Back in time yesterday to take a photo of it when it was a cinema. I saw a movie and it was good. I tryed to go to stage bar for a VK tropical and a man with a mustach gave me some pop instead. Lets All Go To The Lobby . . . .

I Managed to stay in the Same Spot for just under 100 Years (With the same camera and only being moved for cleaning purposes a few times) To take a more modern day picture. Apperently, There is a ghost in the main street Glass room after a fire when it was a cinema. I'm afraid to go to main street in the dark

Spookey

What do i say about this????

ok, this is a dodgy subject to me, i'm not worried about showing my feelings, but i am at the deep feelings so here goes

I love someone... she knows who it is, and i miss her like mad!! Not going to mention her name cos i dont think she's be too happy if i put her name on the internet but it begins with "S" and ends with "N" and i can take this down if you want.

I've been busy with the Radio recently and havnt had time to talk to her on MSN. I've tryed to call, and text, but the phones have been off.

she has been on-line, and tryed to talk, but i have been busy. If you read this please switch the phone on!!! I miss u and i do still like you and i want to see you this weekend. If i didnt like you why would i pay £54 and travel for 6 hours to see u.

I'm worried now because she isnt in a good mood. I understand because i'm worried cos she has switched the phones off so i cant call. I have tryed to talk on the phone but its off and am well sorry. She's cool , I love her loads and miss her so much.

She's my perfect person and i feel happy when i'm with her. we have a good connection and i dont want something silly like my work to interupt my personal life again. If she reads this email or text me or something. Your exaecly everything i want in a girlfriend and i told u that at morcambe, i ment it and i still do. i wont bugger off and leave you. I still like you and i dont want to lose u.

Sorry i put it online but i had to put it somewhere u can see it, and i needed to get it off my chest.

I GOT ME A BIG MAKKA SOUND DESK!!!

Exclusive Stuff

I purchaced a big makka sound desk from Ted who's studio where we're borrowing a studio at the radio station. I'm off doing an rsl in swindon, we were up stairs but have moved to more suitable facillities withing the complex a couple of days ago and metioned that he was selling some stuff. I asked him how much for the desk, and i agreed to buy it... However i dont drive so i have to get this big hefty desk from the bulldog pub to my dads house near marlowe avenue (If you kno the area)

Then... Then... THEN!!!

From then i have to get it from swindon to Bradford, West Yorkshire, i came here on the coach, how am i gonna fit that on.

Being in here is cool. I'm at the radio now and there has been several live bands in over the last 2 hours thanks to the guys From Frequency Magazine.I think we should make a blog about the station.

being at SCB is cool, very Tireing though. If we go for the Full community licence, hopefully 5 years wont be as tireing, but just as fun.

Birthday Worm Here!

Hello, birthday worm here. Just Like to say hello and happy birthday to everyone. If you dont know who i am, i was found In Mr Brimlock (34) of yam drive in Bradford's back garden while Sofridge and jonk were exploring. I've also have had the pleasure of being re-created with Jelly, a condom and the combination put in a microwave to be shapen in the shape of a Bigger Birthday Worm.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE

I've hade about 3000 calls from various mobile phone companys with call centres based in siberia over the last week, asking me if i want to have a contract phone with them.


The only one who hasnt called is my current service, vodaphone, and i'm on pay as u go. If i wanted a contract phone, dont you think i would of approched you?

And... And... And... AND! I'm trying to get a home phone from various phone companys, who send stuff to my uncles door saying "Reconnect now!" and "Join us" and all that, but when i call them and you live at castle bobskull, your credit check has passed, but your uncles house hasnt... so you can piss right off! Why send if you cant promise??? same as credit cards. why send letters from credit card companys to someone who cant have a credit card??? Its a waste of trees!

A New Begining - Police End

Well, hello jonkable fans and new comers. Welcome to the after-birth

Sorry i mean re-birth. I've Decided to take my old blog down due to some stuff i wasnt happy with. It was getting a bit risky and i wasnt really happy at all about what i have been writing about recently and thought there was a lot more better stuff i could be writing about... including my regular life updates.

Stay Tuned.