Radio antic number 1 - Feedback

I had a laugh the other day. Me and a fellow DJ (We do actually use disks) did the first breakfast show (Monday) on the first week of the RSL. Didnt go very well as the station didnt want it to be wacky and fun, which is why we wernt on tuesday.

The Antic number one:

The "fellow DJ" (Whos show it was) stayed at my house, He came up to my room and woke me franticly because we were late. I got out of bed to find some trousers and kept picking up this curtain. I eventually found a pair and put them on, and this curtain kept getting in the way. I was looking for all my other stuff and this bloody red curtain kept getting in the way. Anyway within 5 minutes we left to the station.

at about 7:30, we made up a story on air about me coming into the studio wearing no trousers, just a curtain and asking listeners to find out if they saw my trousers, just to get a reaction.

Anyway i did say to the DJ that i would like to kill the item now as i thought it was finished, but the DJ wanted to continue, and it did, but wasnt any good.

FEEDBACK

In the local paper, a few weeks later someone sent a letter to them, making referance to "a couple of school kids" and "one of them wasnt even wearing any trousers" Are you having a laugh or something? would you belive it if you heard anyone had come in to work wearing a curtain? No, not at all. So why did this person think i did??? This is the person we aimed to catch out!!! i didnt belive it when i read it, i was in fits of laughter!!!!

they also mentioned a few things that went wrong through out the first few days and telling our high profile presenter to go back to her old station and implyed we should sound like the BBC. We arn't the bbc, and only 2 out of the 4 people who set up the station have been involved in other RSLs, so things arnt going to go perfect. but we belive that the person who was picking on us was someone who dosent like us from another station in the area cos were a threat to them.

inm8

InM8 are in the scb studios, Propper Loud, they have this guy in doing a drum and bass mix in their extra hour they had due to techncal dificulties. i am tech opping.

i hope were not too loud

Round the boat, Its the Norris

So its my last mental show tomorrow on SCB untill the next time they are on air, I'm going to announce my website on-air tomorrow, with links to my blogs so that will be interesting to see how many people get intouch... Trying to get some self publicity, just incase someone who listens says "Work for me".

Go to www.scrb.co.uk and listen online

Its in the last week on the SCB Radio's restricted service licence, I'l be doing rewind untill next friday, the station goes off air at midnight that day. by then i'l be back in bradford in my uncles broken down hovel untill we know the next steps for SCB. If you have a new name for SCB, then let us know, something cheezy would be amusing! Give us a shout on the txt, 07900 19 80 58 or email studio@scrb.co.uk. U could win a prize!!!

Look at me!!!

The first images of me to you, if u didnt kno! ScB hasnt got me on their site so i took pictures into my own hands.

Slightly mad looking in this picture, In need of bit of a hair cut... possibly looking slightly shattered, taken today (23rd september 2005)

Jonkolumbo episode 1- pt 2 - D u m p e d

Well im just writing this now because i'm not upset anymore and just having a laugh... cos, some girls can be so stupid sometimes (I would just like to amplifiy that i am not saying All Girls are stupid... i am saying that the ones that do not compute propperly and act coplete bitches or d u m p you for no reason at all) and its not worth the shit you have to put up with when you split up the wrong way. I supose us blokes can be stupid too, so if ur looking for a bloke whos not stupid, i suppose you have had the same experience as me!

Anyway... d u m p e d... Well she hasnt given me a valid reason. I recon someone has said something to her, but shes being right dumb now, so stuff her, end of d u m p e d.

Sooooo, im single, any Females (Real ones thankyou) had the same experiance and likes the blogs?? i dont usually put this sort of blog up, just going through a really patchy time

Message to my ex...

Stupidness. Bye 4 everidge

My dads bigger than your dad

Someone who isnt too happy with me has told someone i kno that he is getting someone to beat me up. I cant say why, but its nothing illegal. Welcome to the jonkasonic list of childish fight talk.

1. "My dads bigger than your dad and he can beat your dad up"

2. "My Brothers 18 and can win against you in a fight"

3. "I'm gonna get someone to beat you up"

The funny thing is that the guy who said number 3, is something like 35!?!?! (Possibly a bit older)

Stop me if i'm wrong but i'm 21, shouldnt a 35 year old know how to fight his own battles and stop acting like a complete wimp??? He sounds like a bully threatening to bunch someones lights out but was born with no hands! Just Leave It!! Its complete waist of energy typing this.

And the whole reason for it is dumb anyway, something that happened about 2 years ago???

Isnt threating to beat someone up or beating someone a crime??? Get a life, Move On and fight your own battles. i'm sure ur mum must of told u that.

Jonkolumbo : Episode 1 pt 1 - D u m p e d

The Bits Of The Puzzle Are Slowley Peicing together on the possible Reason that i was D U M P E D . I cant reveal who but someone admitted today, that they may have played part in the situation, that shouldnt really involve them. Earlier On when i was told, i wasnt too annoyed... Just thought, Oh well, but then i went in to one of my my lapses at work where i started thinking about why i was d u m p e d and started thinking of my Former Girlfriend, and felt pretty upset and, that if they did have anything to do with it (Hopefully not) i'd bit dissapointed with them.

Well anyway, Stay tuned for Part 2.

Hovering across my problems

Having a chat with someone yesterday got me realising something.

View this diagram in my own way to discribe the dillio

Just so u kno what it says, the black writing in the top right says "He is here Away from than junk. The subjects in the black part are my worries, they are in order.

Show this to a drawing expert in psycyatry (Or whatever its called) this is what they will say.

1.The picture starts off with a yellow smiley face, With the name "Jonk" written next to it. this says it is jonk.

2.It seems he is in the sky, which means his head is in the clouds, Hovering over the worries he has at this moment in time

3. The yello face in the sky is yellow, he is temporaly on the radio, his place in the sun.

4. Between him, the clouds and the Ground where his problems lie, there is a small white line, which denotes a barrier, but as it is thin, the barrier is easy to break and any of the problems can interfear whenever they like.

5. The Problems are in order. These will allways change, but jonathan hovers over the barrier, and Likes to keep a smile in his face and his head in the clouds to the problems to sort them selfs out.

6. Jonathans 2nd problem is that he has no one to talk to. This just cannot be anyone, this has to be someone that he can tell his complete thoughts to (And not a blog), Which has to be the person who he has a verry close connection with - AKA Girlfriend (Only person he is comfertable with talking to)who has d u m p e d him, which leeds on to the main problem.

7. Jonk says on the pic he is a wonderer. this means he feels that he is able to wonder away from problems that he feels he cannot fix. the one at the bottom, will fizzle away when he has wondered away from it and is no-longer important.

Or something like that, mainly because thats how it is!

anyway. im off now. L8rz

Still D U M P E D

Well day 2 of being d u m p e d

Still dont know why. It dosent make sence, i have done nothing wrong, just missed a few messages. I'm only on the internet temporarally, so when i moved back to bradford where i only have a connection at the libary there would of been problems there. I'd love to get back together with her, but im waiting for her.

She really has upset me and i shouldnt forgiver her for d u m p i n g me, but im not sure everything is as it seems , i dont mean "Oh shes going to get back together with me" because i'm not sure that she will, i Just that i think something has been said to her by someone thats not true, and like me, she has thought too much and thought i didnt like her, Mainly because thats what i thought (That she didnt like me), But we are so alike, when i was younger and i was told something that i thought was true, i'd do what she has done, I have learnt that that is not the case and hope she realises like i have... and soon.

Even me writing this uninteresting personal life blog that i should really keep to my self is me thinking too much. I need an answer! When i called yesterday she sounded pretty annoyed, but didnt talk to her, That makes no sence at all!

Anyway the blogs like this will probably eventually come down because they are too personal, and when i realise that they will go, at the moment, i am just rather unhappy because i'm confused and need to say something somewhere as i've not really got anyone to tell. More explination on this in the next blog.

Come on... Employ me!!!

The RSL for the radio has just under 2 weeks left. My last show is next saturday (Which will be big. Go to Swindon community Radio's website) and its going to include a Worm party for the birthday worm. The people i have spoken to so far has said they really like the birthday worm and i may have found my element for presenting. I'm no good at the regular "This is, that was" because i'm too off the wall.

I'm happy now aswell because... i thought (as various people had said) my presenting wasnt my strong point, it was more the technical and production side. However the way i was taught to present isnt my strong point because where i was at before the audience was aimed older. Now i feel that i'm not as restricted as much i can mix the production and funny side in with off the wall antics, which i have only just discovered... GIVING ME MORE IDEAS !!!!! HAHAHAHAHA (Evil Laugh)

So if you work at Now, GWR, BBC swindon or The Pulse, Galaxy or halam bbc leeds or anywhere in West Yorkshire give me a shout. Email Address is jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk

So last night i inserted the birthday worm into my presenting, and made this story that didnt make sence. "Breakfast Loopy Do? Bodily dead in my Breakfastation? Move with a swift motion to the left"

D U M P E D

I have been dumped! I have no idea Why!

I have done nothing wrong! I've been busy with Work and couldnt talk the other day... And now i'm dumped, even though i have tryed to get incontact for 4 days. I managed to get an answer on the phone today and was told that she didnt want to talk.

I hope she realises soon how i'm feeling and comes to her sences. She is not only a really good friend that i'd like to know for a real long time, but i miss her. I went missing for a few hours today cos i am quite upset... and for someone who hasnt really shead a tear to anything much in the last few years, i did today. not terrebly tho... IM A MAN!!! hehe.

more laterz

NAUGHTY!!!!!!!

Someone has tryed to sign in to my blog. 2 days ago i forgot my pass word, they gave me an email to replt to and it got sorted.

Today i open my email to find a New email with the same content... Hmmmm

Bugger Off!

NO! Why Now???

Right i was arranging to see my girlfriend ( hope she is anyway and still will be this time next week)this weekend. £54 pound train ticket. Had £25 saved because i was going to go last week but she was ill, so saved some money and was expecting £50 from work

But... But... But... BUT!!!!

The wonderfull work hasnt paid me... Its Friday and Have no idea why. These things do happen, but WHY DID IT HAVE TO HAPPEN NOW!!!!!

I have made plans where the ends havnt met, and now i might have to change them. So if the ends do meet and i can go to see her, i might not have the money untill work pays me on saturday morning.

And... And... And... AND! The way things are going, if my girlfriend says yes and i say "well actually i cant come" Then She wont be happy at all!!

I've Been Back In Time

Well this one is to those who work at the Coliseum Night Club in Halifax, Where i currently work at Bar Staff. I went Back in time yesterday to take a photo of it when it was a cinema. I saw a movie and it was good. I tryed to go to stage bar for a VK tropical and a man with a mustach gave me some pop instead. Lets All Go To The Lobby . . . .

I Managed to stay in the Same Spot for just under 100 Years (With the same camera and only being moved for cleaning purposes a few times) To take a more modern day picture. Apperently, There is a ghost in the main street Glass room after a fire when it was a cinema. I'm afraid to go to main street in the dark

Spookey

What do i say about this????

ok, this is a dodgy subject to me, i'm not worried about showing my feelings, but i am at the deep feelings so here goes

I love someone... she knows who it is, and i miss her like mad!! Not going to mention her name cos i dont think she's be too happy if i put her name on the internet but it begins with "S" and ends with "N" and i can take this down if you want.

I've been busy with the Radio recently and havnt had time to talk to her on MSN. I've tryed to call, and text, but the phones have been off.

she has been on-line, and tryed to talk, but i have been busy. If you read this please switch the phone on!!! I miss u and i do still like you and i want to see you this weekend. If i didnt like you why would i pay £54 and travel for 6 hours to see u.

I'm worried now because she isnt in a good mood. I understand because i'm worried cos she has switched the phones off so i cant call. I have tryed to talk on the phone but its off and am well sorry. She's cool , I love her loads and miss her so much.

She's my perfect person and i feel happy when i'm with her. we have a good connection and i dont want something silly like my work to interupt my personal life again. If she reads this email or text me or something. Your exaecly everything i want in a girlfriend and i told u that at morcambe, i ment it and i still do. i wont bugger off and leave you. I still like you and i dont want to lose u.

Sorry i put it online but i had to put it somewhere u can see it, and i needed to get it off my chest.

I GOT ME A BIG MAKKA SOUND DESK!!!

Exclusive Stuff

I purchaced a big makka sound desk from Ted who's studio where we're borrowing a studio at the radio station. I'm off doing an rsl in swindon, we were up stairs but have moved to more suitable facillities withing the complex a couple of days ago and metioned that he was selling some stuff. I asked him how much for the desk, and i agreed to buy it... However i dont drive so i have to get this big hefty desk from the bulldog pub to my dads house near marlowe avenue (If you kno the area)

Then... Then... THEN!!!

From then i have to get it from swindon to Bradford, West Yorkshire, i came here on the coach, how am i gonna fit that on.

Being in here is cool. I'm at the radio now and there has been several live bands in over the last 2 hours thanks to the guys From Frequency Magazine.I think we should make a blog about the station.

being at SCB is cool, very Tireing though. If we go for the Full community licence, hopefully 5 years wont be as tireing, but just as fun.

Birthday Worm Here!

Hello, birthday worm here. Just Like to say hello and happy birthday to everyone. If you dont know who i am, i was found In Mr Brimlock (34) of yam drive in Bradford's back garden while Sofridge and jonk were exploring. I've also have had the pleasure of being re-created with Jelly, a condom and the combination put in a microwave to be shapen in the shape of a Bigger Birthday Worm.

LEAVE ME ALONE!!!

LEAVE ME ALONE

I've hade about 3000 calls from various mobile phone companys with call centres based in siberia over the last week, asking me if i want to have a contract phone with them.


The only one who hasnt called is my current service, vodaphone, and i'm on pay as u go. If i wanted a contract phone, dont you think i would of approched you?

And... And... And... AND! I'm trying to get a home phone from various phone companys, who send stuff to my uncles door saying "Reconnect now!" and "Join us" and all that, but when i call them and you live at castle bobskull, your credit check has passed, but your uncles house hasnt... so you can piss right off! Why send if you cant promise??? same as credit cards. why send letters from credit card companys to someone who cant have a credit card??? Its a waste of trees!

A New Begining - Police End

Well, hello jonkable fans and new comers. Welcome to the after-birth

Sorry i mean re-birth. I've Decided to take my old blog down due to some stuff i wasnt happy with. It was getting a bit risky and i wasnt really happy at all about what i have been writing about recently and thought there was a lot more better stuff i could be writing about... including my regular life updates.

Stay Tuned.