Jack's Mum says your never get filled up with a milky way

Look at a milky way wrapper. See how that blue alien floats.

Cast your minds back 3 years, and there that alien was on the advert for milky way, saying to the viewers "Jack's Mum says your never get filled up with a milky way".

jacks mum is a liar.

I have had about 20 now and im propper full.

John smiths advert at the moment on bill boards: you cant flog a dead hourse, unless you sell it for glue.

This is a lie aswell. You could sell it to an iron monger who can take the shoes off, he can sell it to a painting company who can shave the tail to make paint brushes, They can sell it onto a football company or a coat company who can use the skin to make horse leather for coats or footballs, and they can sell the bones wither to chocolate makers far far away, or sell the bones to make piano keys.

There you go