What the hell have CITV put on???

Ok so im drying my clothes in the primitive way and notice that there is some sort of weird shit on TV. Nope, not telletubbies cos thats bbc, not rosie and jim, Not Boobah, But some thing called blips.

WHAT THE HELL ARE ITV TAKEING!!!

I thought i was weird (And so does every one who works at colliseum night club) But this is rediculous! Someone who works for ITV decided that a man called Mr Perfect would lay a table with this made up funny maniquin lady and there is also a lady doing a voice over. Now and once it was done, they would do a weird style of breakdown of life and everything gets wizzled up into a splodge of visual and audio mess and starts again with a confused mr perfect, and then these blips (Bubble type farting sound things) come in and mess up what he is doing. At that point i was in an state of unconciousness stareing at the TV in a hypnotysed mind state and walked away and carryed on with my day.

What has TV come to?? Its a funny coincidence that it seems to be programs with anything to do with ragdoll productions, maybee blips is.

Im guessing its the same person who made boobah, which i also watched before and changed me into a state of numb mindedness. Why am i watching kiddie shows in the first place? ITV made it eye catching. But im sure they are hypnotysing people, its the way it looks. For instance

Boobah: WHEEE WHEE WHEEE. Boing WEEEEEEE. (Music: Waowm Waowm wah wah waowm) music stops. TING!: (Narrator) Its A shed. Blop: (Narrator) Its Mr whats his face. YING: (Narrator) its little girl. (Music weowm weowm) PLOP: (Narrator) Its A Sausage

And so on. So here is jonks list of fucked up kids TV shows in weirdness

Pob
You cant miss that one out. Im in desprate need to see a pob programme. This was a hypnotyzing programme and want to watch it again. i was 4-6 when it was on and have seen little peices of it on TV but not a full show. BRING THAT WEIRD LOOKING PUPPET BACK!!

Blips - See Above

The Magic Roundabout
Take drugs and watch that i guess the world would seem normal. ive never taken drugs... Well never DIRECTLY smoked them, but have been around when people have... just want to clarify that.

Boobah
See above

Fimbles
Them Fucking fat things with diddy ugly looking fingures. No not my former school attendance officer, these things arnt real unfortunately, would be funny to see them have a fight. or my mum VS a thimble. HAHAHAHAHA

Teletubbies
When i first saw tellytubbies looking through a magazine with my mum we were shocked that sort of thing was on the BBC , my mum got scared and told me how she had a nightmare about them. Slightly moving on from that, did u used to have sky satilite in the early 90s and did you used to get up at 5:30am to watch the Childrens Channel start up ? There was this weird egg thing that ran around with kids, it was japanise i think. Well looking at teletubbies it was like that so it was quite popular in the robinson house, and i remember hitting the TV in 1997 when diana died cos they cancled teletubbies.

Rosie And Jim
I purchased a tape of this recently. Hehehehe. I know its weird, but its completly dumb, going to get some stuff and finding sausages and toffie yougart, whe fizzgog is a vegitearian. Hmm. Im in a stage of buying tapes for this project im doing with audio tape recorders and stuff in my spare time.

i think i'l get back to this another time when i find some more.

Mal8rz