For the last few months i have been staying at Castle bobskull, Owned by mad bob McMayday himself, Bob. So far he has
Told me the basement isnt Damp
Decided to put the kitchen in the basement
Tryed to fix the centeral heating and failed
Tryed to fix the Hoover and failed
Told me i cant use the cooker in the basement to keep warm in the winter
Told me the basement is a silly place for a computer
Told me to put the centeral heating on if i was cold
told me i should of made a nice arch in the kitchen in the front room (the kitchen he said he wants in the basement)
Put a sink in the kitchen (The one he wants moving)
Didnt come round for his money to pay the bills after august so money spent else wear till he came bak
Told me a 6 year old hoover is brand new
Came back complaining i havnt paid him
Didnt pay the bills with the money i gave him in the first place
Said i could live here rent free but pay him for gas, electric and water
Called the Water people without telling me and said some lie and they have given me a water bill for £83, and £43 was outstanding from bob already
brought juanita round, claiming half her stuff was mine... then i corrected her
Brought carol round (3 times) to have her complain about the mess (Which is bobs crap)
told me to pay £40 into his bank accound which i was going to do untill a day later when he ...
Made me get an £83 water bill, half not mine
Told me he paid the BT fone bill off (He hasnt cos i still cant get a fone)
Told me he owes Telewest nothing
Taken the cooker fuze out of the fuse box so i cant have cooked food
Accused my friends from Nicking his porn
Removed lightbulbs from places where i need them and put them in other places where he wants them (When im the one useing them, hes never here)
Accused my friends of breaking the central heating (When i didnt even know them when it broke)
Accusing my friends of breaking the lights when my m8 "Adam" fell thru the floor
told me off for using the central heating
told me not to dry my clothes using central heating
Told me not to dry my clothes on the fire
Told me not to put the fire on full (ITS FUCKING WINTER)
(The centeral heating is still broken)
The list is endless
To be fair:
yeah he fell thru the floor and we need to finish fixing the ceiling and putting a door back on and owe someone money but im not going 2 pay bob if he is lumbering bills on me and him wanting me to pay him (if i am not paying him rent). i either pay them... or him.
But im not stressed... nope cos im moving out. Just dunno when, but soon.
Could u live like this? let me know, email Jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk
Im off to warm up from this cold basement
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