Oh Yeah! i remember! How do u make a duck groan?? Put him in the microwave

Ok, if you've read the buzy night at jaks post, and red the reply, rich said:People copied your dancing !!!!!--- I seen you dance and I laughed.

So lets remember some events of that night.>>>>>>>


It was a saturday evening in december, 2004, about 11pm. Jonk and rich had been in Edwards, in swindon for an hour. As usual, jonk had ran out of money and owed rich thousends of drinks. All of a sudden, we bump into Cally who we used to work with at a radio station (That dosent want to be named) who was bar staff there.

Jonk and rich are slightly drunk at this point. Jonathan dosent dance, so he was just standing around. Rich pulls him away to have a word with him "Why dont you dance??" says rich. "Because i dont" jonk says. Rich looks at him odd and says "We int gonna pull if you dont dance" and says something else, but couldnt hear him over the music (And my ears were fucked).

they then go for a dance and drink about 3 more drinks. Rich sees jonk dancing and has a giggle and punches him a few times in the stomach. Jonk is confused, figuring rich has had way too much to drink he goes on the other side of the dance floor. They then go up stairs to have a look around and it snows a little bit outside. Rich is sat next to this woman, but he is more interested in the snow. She is telling a joke. Rich picks up the punch line and starts telling every1 the punch line of the joke and says its snowing. Rich also tells a joke he heard but has messed it up.

"How do you make a duck Groan? Put him in the microwave" (The original joke being "how do you make a duck into a soul star? Put him in the microwave and is bill withers")

People look at him weird. we go down stairs and rich mentions to various women it was snowing, but its stopped now. They go for a bit more of a dance and at 2 Edwards closed. They then go to the train station. but rich dosent know where he is. Jonk does but suggests they find their way from various objects like the bin, and the tree, and the charity shop. A police man watches and smiles like he's being entertained. they make it to flemming way eventually. but they are stuck, there is a small metal fence on flemming way in the middle, and is too far to walk around. Jonk climbs over it and falls off as his balance is fucked from the alcohol. Jonk crosses the road and rich gets over the fence slowley. They get to the train ststion for a taxi, and rich treds on this womans foot twice. When jonk gets home he sees ben and is sick in the back garden