Hehehe
On Xmas day at some time in the morning, The popular nightclub where i used to work caught fire!! Kinda found it rather amusing after what the bossed put me through! They obviously havnt been looking after the building, When the old bosses were there these things never happened, and 2 incidents have already happened.
It's a shame that the staff i used to work with are being messed around. One of my good mates are going though shit with the bosses, a bit like i had. You can do a good job in that place and it wont get you anywhere.
Anyway the mad thing is that when we drove into halifax 2 days b4, i pointed at the building and said that buildings going to burn down (I usually point and say random things about places i've had bad experiences with). But the wierd thing is that when i used to work at that building when the celing fell down, i was talking to my mate and said "The place is too old, Its gonna fall down", that night it did (Part of it). I think i must be psycic. I predicted a few other things this year that happened so when i say some sort of random thing... it might just happen
I Had a Mad Xmas. I'd woken up around 11am the day b4 we turned up, most of us had no sleep at this point, besides from a bit in the car. On the day we turned up my Auntie Debbie was having a birthday party. My cousen Sophie and i were upstaging bob on the dance floor. In the end when the party had done bob drove off leaving my dad and i stranded (bob drove us there, he's been a right ass hole all day) so we went to my Auntie Jeanie's where we finally got some sleep. My uncle peter gave me a fire sausage from the curry place down the road and some sort of curry.
On Xmas eve i was helping out at Clayton Liberal Club for a few hours. Afterwards we stayed for a few drinks and Gordon (My dads cousen) and i left about 5am after having a chat. Gordon locked the club keys and the house to the club's keys in the club so we had to walk from Clayton to Thornton at Half past 5 in the morning on Xmas Day. we got to a Phone box about 6 and i phoned my dad to come and get me at 8. He said call him at 8, and he'd pick me up. I was well cold!!!
got back to bobs where it was freezing and went to sleep for a few hours. Woke up at 11 on xmas day. My dad was really ill so couldnt go to my auntie Debbie and uncle Chris's Xmas dinner so i went. I'd got a bottle of Vodka for xmas from carolines mum and dad so took that with me to the xmas dinner to share. After xmas dinner sophie and i went on the computer and just watched things on you tube till DR Who was on, then we watched TV, Drank more, Had Play Fights and then i went back to bobs. I had been drinking alcohol since i'd got to yorkshire and for some reason i couldn't get drunk i lost count on how many bottles i'd had and put more vodka in! the bottle of vodka was nearly finished, me spohie and my other cousen joe and been drinking it.
Boxing day i went to Carolines Grans house and had some food and a chat, then went to her mums. Wednesday I'd met up with Dave, Saw some people i used to work with, Met up with claire and went back to bobs... Who said he'd be there.
Got to bobs, Rang my dad. They were at the pub way down the road and said walk up to them, We had too much stuff and said that him and my dad can come to us as they got a car. Bob was still being a nob. claire dropped her bag and a bottle of wine broke. She took all the stuff out so her other stuff didnt get wet and she cut her finger.
The bloke from down the road came past with his dog, and back again. Bob had got him involved in an argument we'd had when i lived there and bob was doing things like putting broken TVs, Chairs, Cabinets, Glass and rubbish outside his door (He has no garden, just a footpath outside his terrest house) He came past saying "you better not put any more of that shit outside that house again" I explained that i didn't live there and i havn't for 10 months and that it was bob. "AYE FOOKIN KNOOH, BOT YAH YOOSTA" (giving claire the Evils) I said it wasnt me, it was bob. He walked off "I know who it fuckin was, So don't fucking do it again" He then said some other stuff that finally blew my Fuse and i walked up to him (Dave walked off round the corner and Claire was trying to tell me to leave him alone, like i was going to hit the bloke or something)
I suppose this is proof that i've lived up here too long, Cos i'd thought i'd speek on a northen level "YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS RIGHT BEFORE YOU OPEN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. BOB MADE YOU LOOK LIKE A FUCKING MUG AND HE DOES IT WITH EVERYBODY, YOU DIDNT EVEN ASK WHY WE WERE WAITING" Man walks off with his dog back home.
Comes back 5 mins on the phone to bob. Puts Phone Down. walks up to me ina stress "WHAA DID YA FOOKIN THREATEN MEH?" he says. I tell him that i didnt threaten him, i said he'd better get his facts right b4 opening his mouth and asked him why he thought we were outside. he calmes down a bit and told him what had happened. Said to him the last person he should ever listen to is bob, he does it on perpous to get him wound up and he laughed. he goes "well look, i dont want any more shit out side this house." Thought i'd better leave it there b4 it gets flaired up again.
3 hours later, we were off home.
Friday, December 29, 2006
Thursday, December 21, 2006
Whats happening at brunel FM????
Ok, dont sound like brunel FMs kit is working very well. They just had a recorded DJ talking over half way through a song, Then they had a promo and a song started half way thorough and then a jingle and then 2 jingles half way through the song.
The DJ hasn't spoken for ages now. It sounded a bit like Swindon FM did when someone who didnt know how to use the on-air computer was playing with it (Happened often but i was on to show them what to do.
I noticed that the TLRC pc's seem to like playing up. On Brunel various times, i've heard the computer start a song, play 3o or 10 seconds of it then cuts into a break or the news. Are they using Quick Pics or something?? I know that GWR uses Encodad and they cant play a song into the news, Maybe thats what Brunel and the TLRC stations have. The reason i say this is they are a big company, and Home FM seem to have the same problem.
Seems like they need to learn how to use the kit so it dont do that
Get me in!!!!!!!
The DJ hasn't spoken for ages now. It sounded a bit like Swindon FM did when someone who didnt know how to use the on-air computer was playing with it (Happened often but i was on to show them what to do.
I noticed that the TLRC pc's seem to like playing up. On Brunel various times, i've heard the computer start a song, play 3o or 10 seconds of it then cuts into a break or the news. Are they using Quick Pics or something?? I know that GWR uses Encodad and they cant play a song into the news, Maybe thats what Brunel and the TLRC stations have. The reason i say this is they are a big company, and Home FM seem to have the same problem.
Seems like they need to learn how to use the kit so it dont do that
Get me in!!!!!!!
Tuesday, December 19, 2006
A Mad Phone Call
I wake up this morning to the phone ringing... A Scottish Man asks for John (My dad) and where is he. I explain that he was out last night and isnt in at the moment. He asks me if i'm John's Son. I tell him yes. He says "Oh that would make me your grandad then" and we had a bit of a chat.
I've never seen my grandad ever and only spoke to him once about 1 and a half years ago. They split up when my dad was a little kid. He lives in scotland (Being Scottish and all). It was just propper mad that i'm woken up by my grandad that i've never met who lives on the other end of the uk.
I asked my dad if he's do a bit of an uncle bob and turn up out of nowhere. he said he used to but he's 72 years old so the chances of that are that he probably wont. But dont mean i cant do that... but i'd better bring my dad, hehehe.
(When i get enough money to do it!!!!)
I've never seen my grandad ever and only spoke to him once about 1 and a half years ago. They split up when my dad was a little kid. He lives in scotland (Being Scottish and all). It was just propper mad that i'm woken up by my grandad that i've never met who lives on the other end of the uk.
I asked my dad if he's do a bit of an uncle bob and turn up out of nowhere. he said he used to but he's 72 years old so the chances of that are that he probably wont. But dont mean i cant do that... but i'd better bring my dad, hehehe.
(When i get enough money to do it!!!!)
BLOODY JOBCENTER
I'm once again on hold for job center. been on 3 mins and phone answered!
I didn't get my money till monday. They sent me a letter about Back Pay and said i wasn't intitled to any pay till i gave them the form back. so right now again i have No Money (Got food with it but havnt got any Xmas Shopping at all!!!). Went to the job center yeserday and told them the situation and they sent that off. Spoke to the woman on the phone today and said they havn't recived anything yet and when they do they probably wont pay me till after xmas.
THIS TAKES THE FUCKING PISS!!! I HAVE BEEN ON THE FUCKING WAITING LIST FOR EVER AND THEY STILL HAVN'T SORTED ANYTHING. Complaining to them would probably be no good because everybodys complaining.
I'm going to write a sketch when i get on the radio about a job center person who you never see because she's always on the phone and sends you letters 2 weeks 2 late. She also dosen't know anything about anybodys claim and everything takes 3 months to do.
the job centeres should all be abolished and a new service introduced with a completly different way.
The National Insurance number (N.I Number) would be traceable. It would be on the Job centeres computers as soon as they sign on. if they are working an alarm will go off at the job center. This alarm would go off if they got a job and the NI number was entered into the NINGA (National Insurance Number Grid Agency) which companys enter the NI number so the DWP know whats happening. If they are working and claiming they would be questioned by the the DWP. This would hold information on how much this person was on, How their employment ended, Where they live and Tax Information. The Inland Revenue could use this information. That way if somebody has your stolen N.I Number this person could be caught.
This way when it comes to making a claim you can go to the job center, see somebody and you would only have to do a tiny bit of paperwork. They pay you from the date you last got paid. If you reqire to see somebody you could actually see them instead of having to spend forever in a que on the phone.
it seems like they r still running on an old service and this would sort stuff out for alot of people
I didn't get my money till monday. They sent me a letter about Back Pay and said i wasn't intitled to any pay till i gave them the form back. so right now again i have No Money (Got food with it but havnt got any Xmas Shopping at all!!!). Went to the job center yeserday and told them the situation and they sent that off. Spoke to the woman on the phone today and said they havn't recived anything yet and when they do they probably wont pay me till after xmas.
THIS TAKES THE FUCKING PISS!!! I HAVE BEEN ON THE FUCKING WAITING LIST FOR EVER AND THEY STILL HAVN'T SORTED ANYTHING. Complaining to them would probably be no good because everybodys complaining.
I'm going to write a sketch when i get on the radio about a job center person who you never see because she's always on the phone and sends you letters 2 weeks 2 late. She also dosen't know anything about anybodys claim and everything takes 3 months to do.
the job centeres should all be abolished and a new service introduced with a completly different way.
The National Insurance number (N.I Number) would be traceable. It would be on the Job centeres computers as soon as they sign on. if they are working an alarm will go off at the job center. This alarm would go off if they got a job and the NI number was entered into the NINGA (National Insurance Number Grid Agency) which companys enter the NI number so the DWP know whats happening. If they are working and claiming they would be questioned by the the DWP. This would hold information on how much this person was on, How their employment ended, Where they live and Tax Information. The Inland Revenue could use this information. That way if somebody has your stolen N.I Number this person could be caught.
This way when it comes to making a claim you can go to the job center, see somebody and you would only have to do a tiny bit of paperwork. They pay you from the date you last got paid. If you reqire to see somebody you could actually see them instead of having to spend forever in a que on the phone.
it seems like they r still running on an old service and this would sort stuff out for alot of people
Thursday, December 14, 2006
I'm on the phone to jobcentre now
Managed to get into the job centres annoying music area. theres a bit in the song that sounds like psycho's "wheee wheee wheee" bit when the woman gets stabbed.
it was a change because i rang the direct number and got through stright away! still got the music tho and that takes its time
Music loops 3 times
Yawn - - da da da da da da di- da, da-di-da.....
music loops again
Caroline wakes up (asleep on the sofa next to the PC) "Whats all the racket" Sorry i cant turn the music off
da dee dee deee daa dooo (not police)
Psycho area comes up again
fiddle diddle fiddle diddle
music ends
music starts SHUT THE FUCK UP
THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME FROM ACTUALLY BEING ANGRY IS TYPING THIS
my dads teling caroline how much child support agency wants off my dad (my mums a slapper ... eg looks like her face has been slapped by a wet fish... actually, looks like a wet fish. she scammed him out of money... then called child support agency saying he'd not paid her anything to help out)
Music loop
they spend the money on cars, and hifis that they sell on ebay or at a cheeper price
Flask back on jellied eels and peanut butter sandwich
They've usualy answered by now.
Carolines been up for a while now (Music loop) askin me if im still on hold
yawn (psycho bit)
Come on!!!!!!!!!!!
big yawn
i think i'l time the loop when it comes along again
I'm learning the words to this off by heart (There is no words)
its at the bit that sounds like a carpet advert
loop start 13:06:30
7th time music has looped
still going 2 mins later
yawn
13:10:00 loop ends
restarts i'l have been here 36 mins by 13:14:30 if my calculations are correct
I should be in the world records!! longest hold on the telephone... however ive been on to BT for an hour
music loops
answered!
Bare with me lady asks
not finalised
not processed!
emergency payment... yes please!!
Something Sorted!!! emergency payment and someones going to call
Not processed yet!?!?!?! theyve had the claim since last tuesday!
Takes the piss
it was a change because i rang the direct number and got through stright away! still got the music tho and that takes its time
Music loops 3 times
Yawn - - da da da da da da di- da, da-di-da.....
music loops again
Caroline wakes up (asleep on the sofa next to the PC) "Whats all the racket" Sorry i cant turn the music off
da dee dee deee daa dooo (not police)
Psycho area comes up again
fiddle diddle fiddle diddle
music ends
music starts SHUT THE FUCK UP
THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME FROM ACTUALLY BEING ANGRY IS TYPING THIS
my dads teling caroline how much child support agency wants off my dad (my mums a slapper ... eg looks like her face has been slapped by a wet fish... actually, looks like a wet fish. she scammed him out of money... then called child support agency saying he'd not paid her anything to help out)
Music loop
they spend the money on cars, and hifis that they sell on ebay or at a cheeper price
Flask back on jellied eels and peanut butter sandwich
They've usualy answered by now.
Carolines been up for a while now (Music loop) askin me if im still on hold
yawn (psycho bit)
Come on!!!!!!!!!!!
big yawn
i think i'l time the loop when it comes along again
I'm learning the words to this off by heart (There is no words)
its at the bit that sounds like a carpet advert
loop start 13:06:30
7th time music has looped
still going 2 mins later
yawn
13:10:00 loop ends
restarts i'l have been here 36 mins by 13:14:30 if my calculations are correct
I should be in the world records!! longest hold on the telephone... however ive been on to BT for an hour
music loops
answered!
Bare with me lady asks
not finalised
not processed!
emergency payment... yes please!!
Something Sorted!!! emergency payment and someones going to call
Not processed yet!?!?!?! theyve had the claim since last tuesday!
Takes the piss
Update so far
Well got fired just over a month and 3 weeks now. Now i can't see any point of me getting a job before the new year as thats when i'l be needed during the Christmas and new year week and im going away a few days B4 Christmas.
Since getting here i've been on job seekers (First time in nearly 2 years). Since then I've signed on 3 times and HAVN'T BEEN PAID!!!
So this one goes out to the job center wankers who cant be assed to sort my claim out quick enough... And that annoying mozart song (or whatever it is) when your trying to call them. Its not relaxing... ITS ANNOYING. Atleast if you put something more better on like a radio station or better songs and not that classical shit. I have not had any money for a whole month now (I got a few loans). I recon the jobcenter should be privatised. Atleast then you have a choice (That way i can decide not to ever go back to that service and go somewhere else and post that up)
You know how they changed it so you now don't have to line up at the job center anymore... Really i think that way was better off... U know why??
I feel like I've been in a line since day one of signing. If there were still ques at the job center this mess would of been sorted out ages ago.
I've been very patent and usually somebody in my frame of mind would be shouting at a job center person right now. (Actually be throwing the furniture or even burning the place down... But i'm not because i'm nice like that)
And every time i wake up i check my bank balance, Then call job center and the line is always busy (I wake up at about 12, i still go to bed at 4am from the nightclub working) so how many other people have this problem??
Takes the piss (Meanwhile back in halifax, dave mentions that "The only thing that takes the piss is your mothers dialisis machine" or something like that... quoting chubby brown, Ohh and that i'l be getting "FUCKALL" For christmas.
Thats a point... Theyd better hurry the fuck up!!
Since getting here i've been on job seekers (First time in nearly 2 years). Since then I've signed on 3 times and HAVN'T BEEN PAID!!!
So this one goes out to the job center wankers who cant be assed to sort my claim out quick enough... And that annoying mozart song (or whatever it is) when your trying to call them. Its not relaxing... ITS ANNOYING. Atleast if you put something more better on like a radio station or better songs and not that classical shit. I have not had any money for a whole month now (I got a few loans). I recon the jobcenter should be privatised. Atleast then you have a choice (That way i can decide not to ever go back to that service and go somewhere else and post that up)
You know how they changed it so you now don't have to line up at the job center anymore... Really i think that way was better off... U know why??
I feel like I've been in a line since day one of signing. If there were still ques at the job center this mess would of been sorted out ages ago.
I've been very patent and usually somebody in my frame of mind would be shouting at a job center person right now. (Actually be throwing the furniture or even burning the place down... But i'm not because i'm nice like that)
And every time i wake up i check my bank balance, Then call job center and the line is always busy (I wake up at about 12, i still go to bed at 4am from the nightclub working) so how many other people have this problem??
Takes the piss (Meanwhile back in halifax, dave mentions that "The only thing that takes the piss is your mothers dialisis machine" or something like that... quoting chubby brown, Ohh and that i'l be getting "FUCKALL" For christmas.
Thats a point... Theyd better hurry the fuck up!!
Friday, November 17, 2006
First Newspaper since coming back
Well got my first Swindon Advertiser. Still used to calling it Evening Advertiser.
The Paper in Halifax was well too big. it was broad-sheet, so I'm not complaining about it... yet.
FAREPAK
When i came back to swindon the first thing was that Farepak went bust. I knew i should of nicked that Hat 4 years ago. Pretty weird tho, it was rather busy when i was there, besides from standing around doing nothing when someone ran out of spam and needed more.
Brunel FM
Yesterday was the first time in ages when i sat on the computer (Doing Internet stuff) and listened to a local Radio Station. Tuned into Brunel FM from 10am till about 9pm. Seemed like nothing new and need to think of a better way to sound more exiting. Besides from that it was OK i suppose. I listen to my own play out system for total radio, needs a bit of tweaking still though.
Lower Shaw Farm
Get Rid Of IT???? DON'T BE F***ING STUPID!!!!!
I went to Lower Shaw Farm while recording a one-off show called the Poetry mix for swindon FM, Part of the swindon Litracy festival. It would be a well stupid thing for the council to sell something like Lower Shaw Farm!!! Completely out of order! I know I'm not usually bothered about these things, i must be getting old, but The thought should of never been thought of! They wouldn't sell the council offices down or the town hall to knock That down for houses would they?! so why do that!!?? Since 1990 till 1997 i lived in Shaw Ridge in swindon. There was a conker tree near there. There was a better one up the road because nobady knew about that one.
Thats all for now Jonkaholics!
The Paper in Halifax was well too big. it was broad-sheet, so I'm not complaining about it... yet.
FAREPAK
When i came back to swindon the first thing was that Farepak went bust. I knew i should of nicked that Hat 4 years ago. Pretty weird tho, it was rather busy when i was there, besides from standing around doing nothing when someone ran out of spam and needed more.
Brunel FM
Yesterday was the first time in ages when i sat on the computer (Doing Internet stuff) and listened to a local Radio Station. Tuned into Brunel FM from 10am till about 9pm. Seemed like nothing new and need to think of a better way to sound more exiting. Besides from that it was OK i suppose. I listen to my own play out system for total radio, needs a bit of tweaking still though.
Lower Shaw Farm
Get Rid Of IT???? DON'T BE F***ING STUPID!!!!!
I went to Lower Shaw Farm while recording a one-off show called the Poetry mix for swindon FM, Part of the swindon Litracy festival. It would be a well stupid thing for the council to sell something like Lower Shaw Farm!!! Completely out of order! I know I'm not usually bothered about these things, i must be getting old, but The thought should of never been thought of! They wouldn't sell the council offices down or the town hall to knock That down for houses would they?! so why do that!!?? Since 1990 till 1997 i lived in Shaw Ridge in swindon. There was a conker tree near there. There was a better one up the road because nobady knew about that one.
Thats all for now Jonkaholics!
Thursday, November 09, 2006
Your not going to believe this
Its official. The two applications for the Community license for Swindon are Community Radio Swindon and Swindon FM.
Swindon FM (The station I used to work for) is now known as Swindon FM Community Radio.
It's going to be exiting to find out who wins!
The orignal Swindon FM has had a number of sucsessfull Trial broadcasts. They launced a service on DAB digital Radio For Swindon (Which i was on). Last year they went for an FM commercial Licence, but last september it was announced that Brunel FM had won the licence.
During my time at Swindon FM i met up with 3 people, Greg, Ian and Rich. Ian had told me that he was thinking about launching a community radio project and we helped him get the ball rolling. He got in touch with some of our contacts and it all took shape. We started broadcasting our Trial in september 2005 and discovered that Swindon fm didnt get the licence during our trial.
This morning i had an email from ofcom saying that they had recived both licence application forms for a community Radio Licence.
Good luck to them both (Especially the one i'm with)
Saturday, November 04, 2006
New Audio Section on Website
I'm in the process of putting an audio section on the website.It should be done by tomorrow depending that the computer is fixed by then.
Website is www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable
Laterz
Website is www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable
Laterz
In Swindon
Well back in Swindon. Yesterday i discovered work had dismissed me from my duties and i no longer work there. They belive the aligations made against me, So i shall be taking the matter further. I don't want to work there, i want to prove my innocence. From here on i'l not be mentioning my former work due to Leagal Reasons that may arrise.
Anyway I'm in swindon now till i find out whats going on with Radio stations and a new Job.
Bob was trying to talk me out of going to swindon Today. He gave me and claire a lift and kept saying that he didnt know why i was going (I had told him a million Times) He had to bring Carol with him though. Claire and Carol don't get on at all, and the atmosphere was mad. It has just been a complete mad day. Cazza went with her mum and Dad. Carol kept watching Claire while drinking, I brought up the fact that me and claire have Two number Twos in out name, not just one, and claire noticed that she kept putting the mirror in the passenger seat (Over head mirror in the sun thing) to watch her in the back seat
Cazza and i have no bed, so tonight were on the sofa and getting an inflatable bed tomorrow. All our stuff's not packed away yet. My dad has a friend who's kids come with her when she visits, its cool to have them around but it feels different to what it used to be. Anyway they kept going through our stuff (Like the old days) so im getting a whole bunch of locks to put on the doors.
I've not been able to sleep properly lately and im well nackered from not sleeping last night. We were supposed to be up at 6 but carol made bob wait longer till she did her ironing, Which took the piss big time as i was paying bob 40 pounds to take us, and cazzas mum and dad was doing a lot more and they didnt want paying. We were all supposed to meet up at 6am and all go at the same time. Bob turns up with Skinny at 7:50 and explains that she had to do some stupid stuff.
i went in to detail of telling her that i thought she was F*CKING THOUGHTLESS and was stupid. she went on about that she is working so hard (Like nobody else in the world works) and i went off on one on how there are plenty of other people who work a lot harder than her who take a load more hastle than she does in her petty job for un-employable people, and they arnt thick as pig sh*t
Everything is still getting at me like a i'm cat stroked the wrong way and ready to scratch. I', off to bed in a second. Im hungry and tired.
Anyway I'm in swindon now till i find out whats going on with Radio stations and a new Job.
Bob was trying to talk me out of going to swindon Today. He gave me and claire a lift and kept saying that he didnt know why i was going (I had told him a million Times) He had to bring Carol with him though. Claire and Carol don't get on at all, and the atmosphere was mad. It has just been a complete mad day. Cazza went with her mum and Dad. Carol kept watching Claire while drinking, I brought up the fact that me and claire have Two number Twos in out name, not just one, and claire noticed that she kept putting the mirror in the passenger seat (Over head mirror in the sun thing) to watch her in the back seat
Cazza and i have no bed, so tonight were on the sofa and getting an inflatable bed tomorrow. All our stuff's not packed away yet. My dad has a friend who's kids come with her when she visits, its cool to have them around but it feels different to what it used to be. Anyway they kept going through our stuff (Like the old days) so im getting a whole bunch of locks to put on the doors.
I've not been able to sleep properly lately and im well nackered from not sleeping last night. We were supposed to be up at 6 but carol made bob wait longer till she did her ironing, Which took the piss big time as i was paying bob 40 pounds to take us, and cazzas mum and dad was doing a lot more and they didnt want paying. We were all supposed to meet up at 6am and all go at the same time. Bob turns up with Skinny at 7:50 and explains that she had to do some stupid stuff.
i went in to detail of telling her that i thought she was F*CKING THOUGHTLESS and was stupid. she went on about that she is working so hard (Like nobody else in the world works) and i went off on one on how there are plenty of other people who work a lot harder than her who take a load more hastle than she does in her petty job for un-employable people, and they arnt thick as pig sh*t
Everything is still getting at me like a i'm cat stroked the wrong way and ready to scratch. I', off to bed in a second. Im hungry and tired.
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Moving back to Swindon
Well the date is Set. Moving back this friday. Going to have a few drinks and a chat with people i havn't seen for 2 years. I cant belive it actually is 2 years ago that i told Swindon FM that i was going.
2 years on, theres no Swindon FM, Community Radio Swindon is applying for a licence. Pretty proud of my self. The last 2 years have been eventfull, but due to unfortunisities i'm off back to my dads (For a few months) to make some money and get a radio Job. An just think, If it wasn't for a man called Carl Humphries none of it would of happened.
My brother was calling me a Northern Monkey the other day on the phone. I've spent long enough over here. Since working in the nightclub i'm more confient in arguments and arn't afraid to get pissed in public anymore. I dont think i could go without Caroline, its great that she's coming too, And its Cool that Claire is coming too for a bit. She needs a break.
There are people from the night club Caroline and myself would like to invite to our wedding, but we dont have your contact Details, so If the following people read this blog please put a comment in and i will arrange to contact with you
People we like to invite. All from Coliseum between June 2005-October 2006
Louise (B & T) (Bar)
Jackie (Bar)
Gemma M (Glass)
Natalie (Also Worked in the Cell, Halifax)
Emma (Former Supervisor)
Kate Selby (Former Deputy Manager)
Sarah & Emma L (Bar)
Ronald & Amy (Glass & bar)
Anthony (Bar)
Rob (Glass)
Craig (Glass)
Ian (Former Supervisor)
Aidrien Smith (Former Admin)
Kevin (Bar)
Dale Mackerill (FISH, Supervisor)
Any others i may have forgot will be listed on my website next week
It was a pleasure working with you all
2 years on, theres no Swindon FM, Community Radio Swindon is applying for a licence. Pretty proud of my self. The last 2 years have been eventfull, but due to unfortunisities i'm off back to my dads (For a few months) to make some money and get a radio Job. An just think, If it wasn't for a man called Carl Humphries none of it would of happened.
My brother was calling me a Northern Monkey the other day on the phone. I've spent long enough over here. Since working in the nightclub i'm more confient in arguments and arn't afraid to get pissed in public anymore. I dont think i could go without Caroline, its great that she's coming too, And its Cool that Claire is coming too for a bit. She needs a break.
There are people from the night club Caroline and myself would like to invite to our wedding, but we dont have your contact Details, so If the following people read this blog please put a comment in and i will arrange to contact with you
People we like to invite. All from Coliseum between June 2005-October 2006
Louise (B & T) (Bar)
Jackie (Bar)
Gemma M (Glass)
Natalie (Also Worked in the Cell, Halifax)
Emma (Former Supervisor)
Kate Selby (Former Deputy Manager)
Sarah & Emma L (Bar)
Ronald & Amy (Glass & bar)
Anthony (Bar)
Rob (Glass)
Craig (Glass)
Ian (Former Supervisor)
Aidrien Smith (Former Admin)
Kevin (Bar)
Dale Mackerill (FISH, Supervisor)
Any others i may have forgot will be listed on my website next week
It was a pleasure working with you all
Thursday, October 26, 2006
WORDS CANNOT DISCRIBE
I was trying to think of a title for this but i couldn't think of it.
Work takes the piss big time. I'm on the verge of getting fired for something i have not done.
so
FUCK THEM ALL
I'm not going back to work, Instead
I'M GOING BACK TO SWINDON
Suprise!!!
I'm so pissed off with how things have gone and now thats the final straw. I went to work today and was told to admid what i had done... I HAVN'T DONE ANYTHING SO HOW CAN I ADMIT??
I wasnt thinking of coming back to swindon till i found out about the Radio thing, but looks like i'm going to have to go if i don't want to get even more into debt. I'm not going alone though. I'm bringing Caroline my fience, and our friend Claire to stay with us and my dad. My Brother's moved out ages ago so his rooms spare, along with another room in my dads house. Its only him staying there in a 3 bedroom house so thats good.
I also heard that my little brother Matty had an argument with my mum and step dad about money and isnt living there anymore. I was waiting for that to happen and it did. Hopefully he will see my point and get the hell away from them.
The "Kid" subject has entered into my life now. I was banging on about it ages ago but now it's been Resorected after explaining a few things to caroline about my mum, and we've decided that if we have any kids my mum won't see them. I already offered her a chance, and nothingness has come from it. I had a comment back saying that she dosent forgive me so stuff her.
So i'l be back on line at my dads in a few weeks. Keep an eye on the Mental Page, i have some audio Ready to put up. (www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable)
L8rz
Work takes the piss big time. I'm on the verge of getting fired for something i have not done.
so
FUCK THEM ALL
I'm not going back to work, Instead
I'M GOING BACK TO SWINDON
Suprise!!!
I'm so pissed off with how things have gone and now thats the final straw. I went to work today and was told to admid what i had done... I HAVN'T DONE ANYTHING SO HOW CAN I ADMIT??
I wasnt thinking of coming back to swindon till i found out about the Radio thing, but looks like i'm going to have to go if i don't want to get even more into debt. I'm not going alone though. I'm bringing Caroline my fience, and our friend Claire to stay with us and my dad. My Brother's moved out ages ago so his rooms spare, along with another room in my dads house. Its only him staying there in a 3 bedroom house so thats good.
I also heard that my little brother Matty had an argument with my mum and step dad about money and isnt living there anymore. I was waiting for that to happen and it did. Hopefully he will see my point and get the hell away from them.
The "Kid" subject has entered into my life now. I was banging on about it ages ago but now it's been Resorected after explaining a few things to caroline about my mum, and we've decided that if we have any kids my mum won't see them. I already offered her a chance, and nothingness has come from it. I had a comment back saying that she dosent forgive me so stuff her.
So i'l be back on line at my dads in a few weeks. Keep an eye on the Mental Page, i have some audio Ready to put up. (www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable)
L8rz
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Edwards!!! YES!!!!
I GOT SERVED IN EDWARDS!!!
And i had chips.
Last week i gained £120 from my flat mate dave, and it had been a while since i'd been out so i went to see my uncle Tom and Great Cousin Gordon. I met gordon in Bradford, went to this Bar, gordon thought it would be cheep but apperently his pint costed too much, so then we went to Edwards in Bradford, I got served without question. There was hardly nobody in anyway.
Through the whole day we had been putting cash into the fruit machines. Well then tom came in, we had a chat and watched Deal or no deal. I'd saved about £40 for going out that day, and then we went to Buckingham Bingo, (Im Really crap at bingo, the bloke goes too fast) Gordon Won loads of cash there so he split it and gave us a share. That was cool.
I got the train to Halifax just in time for the last bus and got home with £6 more than i went out with. Then i baught a takeaway. Funky Stuff. Went to Ethos and visage the day after. Nearly got into a fight but the night was good. £1 for VK Cherry.
And i had chips.
Last week i gained £120 from my flat mate dave, and it had been a while since i'd been out so i went to see my uncle Tom and Great Cousin Gordon. I met gordon in Bradford, went to this Bar, gordon thought it would be cheep but apperently his pint costed too much, so then we went to Edwards in Bradford, I got served without question. There was hardly nobody in anyway.
Through the whole day we had been putting cash into the fruit machines. Well then tom came in, we had a chat and watched Deal or no deal. I'd saved about £40 for going out that day, and then we went to Buckingham Bingo, (Im Really crap at bingo, the bloke goes too fast) Gordon Won loads of cash there so he split it and gave us a share. That was cool.
I got the train to Halifax just in time for the last bus and got home with £6 more than i went out with. Then i baught a takeaway. Funky Stuff. Went to Ethos and visage the day after. Nearly got into a fight but the night was good. £1 for VK Cherry.
Situation so far
God this is getting silly.
Been suspended from work since Thursday. Not allowed to discuss it with People i may know from the company so as a precaution i'm not going to mention the reasons till all has been sorted and for personal reasons i'm changing some of the words i've used in this blog before they come and bite me in the ass. What i will say is that friday 6th i had an interview with the bosses and i'm not allowed in at work untill further notice.
I also know that 5 other people have been suspended along with me, so i dont feel alone anymore. The funny thing is that the people who have been suspended confurm a rumour that they are trying to get rid of the staff that were there before the current bosses started, which all 5 staff have been as they are the most experienced, and All mentioned in a letter i sent to management.
I'm still looking for new work, had a meeting with this guy last week and will hopefully get in touch with me. If i get dismissed from work i will be applying for un-fair dismissal, which is why i am changing the words on my blog.
Still Skint, Still stressed and still pissed off. I cant sleep properly, i keep moving around at night and the otherday i smashed a chair up.
Oh well, i'm actually going to Phoenix tomorrow to put some tracks on to the computer. I found a tenner in my pocket too so that cheared me up, and while off work last week, Me and 2 other people (one is my girlfriend and one is someone we were mates with before we all worked at the same place) got pissed on thursday, Friday, Saturday and on sunday we had jelly vodka instead of working.
Work life is going down the toilet, bot other stuffs going fun.
Laterz
Jonk
Been suspended from work since Thursday. Not allowed to discuss it with People i may know from the company so as a precaution i'm not going to mention the reasons till all has been sorted and for personal reasons i'm changing some of the words i've used in this blog before they come and bite me in the ass. What i will say is that friday 6th i had an interview with the bosses and i'm not allowed in at work untill further notice.
I also know that 5 other people have been suspended along with me, so i dont feel alone anymore. The funny thing is that the people who have been suspended confurm a rumour that they are trying to get rid of the staff that were there before the current bosses started, which all 5 staff have been as they are the most experienced, and All mentioned in a letter i sent to management.
I'm still looking for new work, had a meeting with this guy last week and will hopefully get in touch with me. If i get dismissed from work i will be applying for un-fair dismissal, which is why i am changing the words on my blog.
Still Skint, Still stressed and still pissed off. I cant sleep properly, i keep moving around at night and the otherday i smashed a chair up.
Oh well, i'm actually going to Phoenix tomorrow to put some tracks on to the computer. I found a tenner in my pocket too so that cheared me up, and while off work last week, Me and 2 other people (one is my girlfriend and one is someone we were mates with before we all worked at the same place) got pissed on thursday, Friday, Saturday and on sunday we had jelly vodka instead of working.
Work life is going down the toilet, bot other stuffs going fun.
Laterz
Jonk
Friday, September 29, 2006
Stress on legs
God am i getting really stressy.
Just been in the benifits office for ages trying to get a discount on council tax. I've been pissed off since the last 2 weeks. The Lodger and best mate Dave is being a right spanner. He's been getting loads of wages from work lately and due to complications he didnt have any money since i got back from swindon. He's paid me his rent since then and everything should of been sorted. I got £120 off him, went out wednesday to Visage & Ethos in huddersfield and i ended up spending £45, i only was going to spend 25 but stuff happened, wasnt my fault. Dave needed a piss on the bus so we had to get off the bus half way there or he'd burst, Then the taxi back costed more that i was expecting. Caroline and i still ended up paying most of it.
He started going on about that he has no money (Getting £500 on monday and now only having £100 on a wednesday to drink with and everyone paid off, he was being stingy. he only spent £30) Made me buy him a drink, i didnt even need to. Im annoyed now with all this shit. i don't need any more.
Bills are still piling up and Community Radio Swindon cannot be discussed right now. I have seen someone from phoenix in halifax again and i should be doing some stuff for them, putting songs on an empty Myriad system... Uh oh. Going to take a while.
Bob's been round. Thinks the flat smells, i think its his nose.
Caroline and claire are waiting 4 me now so id better be off. L8rz
Just been in the benifits office for ages trying to get a discount on council tax. I've been pissed off since the last 2 weeks. The Lodger and best mate Dave is being a right spanner. He's been getting loads of wages from work lately and due to complications he didnt have any money since i got back from swindon. He's paid me his rent since then and everything should of been sorted. I got £120 off him, went out wednesday to Visage & Ethos in huddersfield and i ended up spending £45, i only was going to spend 25 but stuff happened, wasnt my fault. Dave needed a piss on the bus so we had to get off the bus half way there or he'd burst, Then the taxi back costed more that i was expecting. Caroline and i still ended up paying most of it.
He started going on about that he has no money (Getting £500 on monday and now only having £100 on a wednesday to drink with and everyone paid off, he was being stingy. he only spent £30) Made me buy him a drink, i didnt even need to. Im annoyed now with all this shit. i don't need any more.
Bills are still piling up and Community Radio Swindon cannot be discussed right now. I have seen someone from phoenix in halifax again and i should be doing some stuff for them, putting songs on an empty Myriad system... Uh oh. Going to take a while.
Bob's been round. Thinks the flat smells, i think its his nose.
Caroline and claire are waiting 4 me now so id better be off. L8rz
Tuesday, September 12, 2006
Phone calls and disciplinarys
Well Disciplinary Day. Just had my Fiance's diciplinary and was mostly streight forward. Just nearing the end i had a phone call from a friend who's just realised that we're not allowed to take Advertising or sponsership if a community radio station station is to go on air in swindon. I wanst clearly aware about this so spoke to another friend who's Incharge of our application and was updated on the situation.
Obviously something like this is not good... Because how do to make money on the radio if you cant advertise, The BBC have a TV licence bringing in money. There are millions of homes in the UK who pay the TV licence... They all pay about a £130 a year to legally watch TV, for every million people who have a TV licence they get one-hundred-and-thirty-million quid, thats a lot of cash, wish that was in my bank. Anyway unless we can make some sort of charge for community radio (Think about that ofcom) to fund community radio its gonna be a scrape. i can see a penny pot in the studio and the dj screaming "WE'RE GOING UNDER... GIVE US CASH!!! IF WE WERE DOING IT IN THE OLD DAYS OUR SHIP WOULD BE SINKING!!! GIVE GIVE GIVE!!! heres S club 7".
I have plans anyway, which may include my F.W.O.I.T (Fiance Worried of I.D Thieft) whos apperently a genius at fund raising.
Speeking of Genius people... Richard Grace called me a "Self proclaimed Genius" I didnt say i was a Genius and never have done, i just know my stuff and i'm pretty wonderful at what i do at sound editing. However people have said i'm a Genius, Thats a personal Opinion, If someone says i'm a wanker it's a personal opinion. I have a raw tallent (Not at wanking, at being an audio editor) so there you go. I'm off to find out if i've been fired or if i'l be quitting.
C ya l8rz
Obviously something like this is not good... Because how do to make money on the radio if you cant advertise, The BBC have a TV licence bringing in money. There are millions of homes in the UK who pay the TV licence... They all pay about a £130 a year to legally watch TV, for every million people who have a TV licence they get one-hundred-and-thirty-million quid, thats a lot of cash, wish that was in my bank. Anyway unless we can make some sort of charge for community radio (Think about that ofcom) to fund community radio its gonna be a scrape. i can see a penny pot in the studio and the dj screaming "WE'RE GOING UNDER... GIVE US CASH!!! IF WE WERE DOING IT IN THE OLD DAYS OUR SHIP WOULD BE SINKING!!! GIVE GIVE GIVE!!! heres S club 7".
I have plans anyway, which may include my F.W.O.I.T (Fiance Worried of I.D Thieft) whos apperently a genius at fund raising.
Speeking of Genius people... Richard Grace called me a "Self proclaimed Genius" I didnt say i was a Genius and never have done, i just know my stuff and i'm pretty wonderful at what i do at sound editing. However people have said i'm a Genius, Thats a personal Opinion, If someone says i'm a wanker it's a personal opinion. I have a raw tallent (Not at wanking, at being an audio editor) so there you go. I'm off to find out if i've been fired or if i'l be quitting.
C ya l8rz
Friday, September 08, 2006
Looking for new job
Righty, I'm looking for a new Job
I've had enough of working at the million year old celing collapsing club and desire to move on to other things, Due to reasons i'l not be discussing.
I had a chat with Ian Rowe from The Community station in swindon and if all going well i'l be working for them next year so i need a job to carry me on till then.
I've applied to other pubs, bars and bingo halls near by halifax and in bradford.
If you've got one tell me... hehe
I've had enough of working at the million year old celing collapsing club and desire to move on to other things, Due to reasons i'l not be discussing.
I had a chat with Ian Rowe from The Community station in swindon and if all going well i'l be working for them next year so i need a job to carry me on till then.
I've applied to other pubs, bars and bingo halls near by halifax and in bradford.
If you've got one tell me... hehe
Edwards AGAIN!!!
This really is getting really annoying now!
I was in swindon again a few weeks ago, 2 days before my birthday. Went into edwards to look for food and a bit of a drink so went to the bar.
Im there fiddeling around with money at the bar, Bar staff approches
"Hello there" She goes. Umm hang on a sec, serve her first (Pointing at my girlfriend) and she serves caroline (She's 19).
She gets her drink and caroline gives her the money (A bit expensive for friday early Afternoon but suppose that the way it is) Anyway she looks at me. i ask for a WKD. "Do you have any I.D sir?" Im thinking "WHAT... AGAIN!!!" and she looks at my I.D (Its my proof of age card again) Sorry we don't take this, let me just check if its ok.
She goes to the big bloke at the end of the bar. she comes back slowley followed by him. "No we dont take them" she says. "Its company policy" says the big guy with the radio ready to tell the pubs in the area not to serve me. Carolines got her Double vodka and coke and they wouldnt even let me have a drink but said i can stay till she's done.
I work in a bar (You may have gathered by now) and MY I.D IS ACCEPTABLE!! It has a pass logo which is allowed in bars. Whats the point in paying money for a form of id that they wont accept in places like edwards. Yate's, Baracuda, Walk about, bar me, everywhere else i have no problem with, why's edwards got this against me.
So when i get my driving licence they can get stuffed.
i'm anti edwards now. I understand the rules of the proof of age, but i'm obviously old enough, Its like asking an 80 year old for I.D.
I was in swindon again a few weeks ago, 2 days before my birthday. Went into edwards to look for food and a bit of a drink so went to the bar.
Im there fiddeling around with money at the bar, Bar staff approches
"Hello there" She goes. Umm hang on a sec, serve her first (Pointing at my girlfriend) and she serves caroline (She's 19).
She gets her drink and caroline gives her the money (A bit expensive for friday early Afternoon but suppose that the way it is) Anyway she looks at me. i ask for a WKD. "Do you have any I.D sir?" Im thinking "WHAT... AGAIN!!!" and she looks at my I.D (Its my proof of age card again) Sorry we don't take this, let me just check if its ok.
She goes to the big bloke at the end of the bar. she comes back slowley followed by him. "No we dont take them" she says. "Its company policy" says the big guy with the radio ready to tell the pubs in the area not to serve me. Carolines got her Double vodka and coke and they wouldnt even let me have a drink but said i can stay till she's done.
I work in a bar (You may have gathered by now) and MY I.D IS ACCEPTABLE!! It has a pass logo which is allowed in bars. Whats the point in paying money for a form of id that they wont accept in places like edwards. Yate's, Baracuda, Walk about, bar me, everywhere else i have no problem with, why's edwards got this against me.
So when i get my driving licence they can get stuffed.
i'm anti edwards now. I understand the rules of the proof of age, but i'm obviously old enough, Its like asking an 80 year old for I.D.
Monday, August 07, 2006
GETTING MARRIED!!
Hey, I'm getting married.
I proposed to Caroline last friday night (28th july). I was well nervous about it. My Que from the DJ (Madness - must be love) Didnt happen so i just did it to anything when one of our managers turned up with his camra phone and a pitcher jug that was verry intoxicating and a mini bottle of moet (Paid for some of these drinks) Got the ring out and she said YES!!!!
Pretty Cool. We dont know when we will get married yet, maybe in a year or two, we need to sort our finances out first.
I'm in swindon at the moment and work in halifax just called me. Met up with someone last night i havnt seen in ages which was well cool and i promised Caroline that i'd take her for a walk yesterday, we didnt get to so i am today.
LATERZ!
I proposed to Caroline last friday night (28th july). I was well nervous about it. My Que from the DJ (Madness - must be love) Didnt happen so i just did it to anything when one of our managers turned up with his camra phone and a pitcher jug that was verry intoxicating and a mini bottle of moet (Paid for some of these drinks) Got the ring out and she said YES!!!!
Pretty Cool. We dont know when we will get married yet, maybe in a year or two, we need to sort our finances out first.
I'm in swindon at the moment and work in halifax just called me. Met up with someone last night i havnt seen in ages which was well cool and i promised Caroline that i'd take her for a walk yesterday, we didnt get to so i am today.
LATERZ!
Thursday, June 22, 2006
I'M STILL ALIVE (Almost)
Hello, dont worry, im still alive. Just havn't been able to get to a pc lately. I've moved to my new flat now. moved about a month ago. Getting deeper and deeper into debt as well... how great (Say with down looking motion). Just finished work, asked me to come in the day time because one of the managers wasnt in.
Speeking of work, im sure i have a new stalker, and she's probably reading this blog right now. I'm not going to tell you about the old one, all i'm saying is, she used to wait for me after work at the radio station and when i say hi to her she used to run off angryly, and called me up and put the phone down. But this one tops her (And i dont think its the same person). My girlfriend was at work one night (yep, still with her, lives with me now) and some angry bird turns up and shouts abuse at my bird. Now this bird isnt any old angry customer, because she's southrn, Knows me and where i come from, and CLAIMS TO BE MY EX GIRLFRIEND!!!
Not only that but someone has been texting her saying i'm going to leave her because i left the person texting. Its all verry mad. Anyway this angry mental mysterious unknown EX then tell her we were engaged, then throws a bottle and a pint glass at my bird and hits her leg. Door staff eventually turn up but its too late, she's gone away. My girlfriend, angry at me explained what happened and i had to try and explain that its nothing to do with me.
Now there are a few ways that this person could of found things about me, one of my managers told us about that some woman found him from the name above the door at a nightclub and looking on friends reunited. My name is all over the place, In the reception at work, and in bits and peices all across the web and this blog. So if your reading this mysterious mental exgirlfriend, Why not come to me next time, I'd like to have a laugh and find out who you are! it's probably some weirdo.
TV licence called today... prosicution this, Big fine that... news for you I HAVE A LICENCE THANKYOU
I'm planning on going to swindon for my birthday with my girlfriend, visit people, have a few drinks and so on. At the moment i smell like cleaning fluid and alcohol because theyve just cleaned the carpets and i've been cleaning bars and setting stuff up for tonight, but i'm having tonight off, i havnt had a day off since i was in swindon last september (Besides from being ill once and being stranded on the other end if the country) and i really need it. apperently its free drinks cos im drinking at work and worked the football the other saturday. I went in to drink but they were being over-powered by customers and they were going to take over the club.
Anyway i think thats it, The website is still under construction because i've been coming up with business plans and so on and havnt got any of my own internet yet but will do hopefully soon.
C ya Soon
Speeking of work, im sure i have a new stalker, and she's probably reading this blog right now. I'm not going to tell you about the old one, all i'm saying is, she used to wait for me after work at the radio station and when i say hi to her she used to run off angryly, and called me up and put the phone down. But this one tops her (And i dont think its the same person). My girlfriend was at work one night (yep, still with her, lives with me now) and some angry bird turns up and shouts abuse at my bird. Now this bird isnt any old angry customer, because she's southrn, Knows me and where i come from, and CLAIMS TO BE MY EX GIRLFRIEND!!!
Not only that but someone has been texting her saying i'm going to leave her because i left the person texting. Its all verry mad. Anyway this angry mental mysterious unknown EX then tell her we were engaged, then throws a bottle and a pint glass at my bird and hits her leg. Door staff eventually turn up but its too late, she's gone away. My girlfriend, angry at me explained what happened and i had to try and explain that its nothing to do with me.
Now there are a few ways that this person could of found things about me, one of my managers told us about that some woman found him from the name above the door at a nightclub and looking on friends reunited. My name is all over the place, In the reception at work, and in bits and peices all across the web and this blog. So if your reading this mysterious mental exgirlfriend, Why not come to me next time, I'd like to have a laugh and find out who you are! it's probably some weirdo.
TV licence called today... prosicution this, Big fine that... news for you I HAVE A LICENCE THANKYOU
I'm planning on going to swindon for my birthday with my girlfriend, visit people, have a few drinks and so on. At the moment i smell like cleaning fluid and alcohol because theyve just cleaned the carpets and i've been cleaning bars and setting stuff up for tonight, but i'm having tonight off, i havnt had a day off since i was in swindon last september (Besides from being ill once and being stranded on the other end if the country) and i really need it. apperently its free drinks cos im drinking at work and worked the football the other saturday. I went in to drink but they were being over-powered by customers and they were going to take over the club.
Anyway i think thats it, The website is still under construction because i've been coming up with business plans and so on and havnt got any of my own internet yet but will do hopefully soon.
C ya Soon
Thursday, April 27, 2006
New Wall
Bob thinks he has moved back in to his house, just as i'm moving out. To keep me and "Down and outs" out of his space, he has erected a wall in the bedroom made out of his girlfriends old livingroom doors and nailed them to the ceiling useing planks of wood and sheets (Where he ran out of planks) I did suggest he nailed himself to the wall as he is also a plank.
I've offered him rent, and he didnt want it but told everyone that i wouldnt pay him. He's pulled the wallpaper down, and everyone it ws me, He's come in, thrown my stuff around and taken items and called me and my friends down and outs and has had no respect for me, then complains that i have none for him... If someone doesn't have any respect for you how can you respect them? He's called me a thief, I dont know why but he has, Tryed to brake me and my girlfriend up, Blamed me for all of his bills from 1996 saying he has to pay £500 because of me, and has done all this stupid stuff that is just nasty.
After bob told us to take the wall paper down about a month ago, i had decided to write a letter to bob on the remaining paper on the wall to tell him how i felt. He didnt read it.
Eventually we got into an argument and i ended up throwing his broken TV down the stairs. He brings a Passing man and his dog into the argument, along with my mate Dave and my Girlfriend because recently he had been taking items from the front room and dumping them outside the front door for the bin men to take away (expecting the bin men to take away a chair and a TV). The man had a go at me (He was a bit drunk) but after i told him it was bob he wasn't putting the full blame on me however did threten to smash my face in (Because apperently he didnt want his kids tripping over and hurting themselfs on the items left out side) and at the end he walked off.
I squared up to bob, he backed off and went upstairs. I brought the chair in, threw it and smashed his broken TV on the floor. Dave Caroline and Me then went for a walk. We came back later. bob was arguing at us in the street and wouldnt let us in the house saying he wouldnt let us in untill i appoligysed, Said i had a baby's mind/ The mind of a stupid spastic little girl and took the stuff off the walls. I said i wouldnt take it down untill he read it but he wouldnt. we were out there for quite some time but in the end he went down to just taking the writing on the walls down, which we agreed to. Bob now dosent know what he's let himself in for. Stay Tuned!!!
I've offered him rent, and he didnt want it but told everyone that i wouldnt pay him. He's pulled the wallpaper down, and everyone it ws me, He's come in, thrown my stuff around and taken items and called me and my friends down and outs and has had no respect for me, then complains that i have none for him... If someone doesn't have any respect for you how can you respect them? He's called me a thief, I dont know why but he has, Tryed to brake me and my girlfriend up, Blamed me for all of his bills from 1996 saying he has to pay £500 because of me, and has done all this stupid stuff that is just nasty.
After bob told us to take the wall paper down about a month ago, i had decided to write a letter to bob on the remaining paper on the wall to tell him how i felt. He didnt read it.
Eventually we got into an argument and i ended up throwing his broken TV down the stairs. He brings a Passing man and his dog into the argument, along with my mate Dave and my Girlfriend because recently he had been taking items from the front room and dumping them outside the front door for the bin men to take away (expecting the bin men to take away a chair and a TV). The man had a go at me (He was a bit drunk) but after i told him it was bob he wasn't putting the full blame on me however did threten to smash my face in (Because apperently he didnt want his kids tripping over and hurting themselfs on the items left out side) and at the end he walked off.
I squared up to bob, he backed off and went upstairs. I brought the chair in, threw it and smashed his broken TV on the floor. Dave Caroline and Me then went for a walk. We came back later. bob was arguing at us in the street and wouldnt let us in the house saying he wouldnt let us in untill i appoligysed, Said i had a baby's mind/ The mind of a stupid spastic little girl and took the stuff off the walls. I said i wouldnt take it down untill he read it but he wouldnt. we were out there for quite some time but in the end he went down to just taking the writing on the walls down, which we agreed to. Bob now dosent know what he's let himself in for. Stay Tuned!!!
Tuesday, April 25, 2006
The fuse has gone... AGAIN!
The cooker fuse has been removed by uncle nob again (Oops, the letter N was next to the letter B on the keyboard and my finger slipped) and this time it's not in the cooker or around it, instead, he's taken it. I've tidyed the house up now but i've had a phone call!!! I was ased if i would like to move into a flat by one of the local houseing assotiations so me and Caroline may have a flat!
Friday, April 21, 2006
NEW WEBSITE COMING SOON
Ok so my website should be ready in about the next month. I'm updating the mental page to have some new storys and complete things i didnt start on the last one. i've got plenty of time to make everything for this one so should be good.
check out the old one at www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable
check out the old one at www.angelfire.com/music5/jonkable
BOB = BIG 3 YEAR OLD... LAPTOP IN THE MICROWAVE
Now what the hell has gone on here.
I get home from newcastle, and all my things are on the floor, i get mad and break bobs decorating table. Anyway i continue to look around the house and find petty things missing. As i don't have much cooking equipment i mostly do my cooking with one pan for the hob, and one plastic bowl, which was not found... = Bob thrown away. Dave's Clothes which i have been looking after, uh ho... = bob thrown away. i then go to look for my laptop which i am learning something for working on my website, Can't find laptop... = Bob thrown away. I wasn't too fussed about the laptop but was disapointed because it was a present from my uncle tom, wasnt anything new but was good to practice webpage building on. Caroline is with me.
Jonk:Thing, He's taken my laptop.
Caroline runs downthe stairs in shock: Basterd! Why's he taken that?
Jonk:I dunno, to be a nob.
Jonk cleans up a bit, when caroline goes he opens a tin of soup and puts it in a cup, opens thi microwave...
LAPTOP IN THE MICROWAVE
I get home from newcastle, and all my things are on the floor, i get mad and break bobs decorating table. Anyway i continue to look around the house and find petty things missing. As i don't have much cooking equipment i mostly do my cooking with one pan for the hob, and one plastic bowl, which was not found... = Bob thrown away. Dave's Clothes which i have been looking after, uh ho... = bob thrown away. i then go to look for my laptop which i am learning something for working on my website, Can't find laptop... = Bob thrown away. I wasn't too fussed about the laptop but was disapointed because it was a present from my uncle tom, wasnt anything new but was good to practice webpage building on. Caroline is with me.
Jonk:Thing, He's taken my laptop.
Caroline runs downthe stairs in shock: Basterd! Why's he taken that?
Jonk:I dunno, to be a nob.
Jonk cleans up a bit, when caroline goes he opens a tin of soup and puts it in a cup, opens thi microwave...
LAPTOP IN THE MICROWAVE
NEWCASTLE!!!
Went to newcastel with Dave, Claire and Caroline. It was good, Dave's mum, Sister and Dog looked after us. We got 2 new matresses, one for me and caroline and one for dave and claire, however when i got home to pump mine up, i left it infront of the fire while i was blowing it up and now has loads of little wholes in it... F##k! That costed £15 and now have to get a new one.
Anyway had a greeet Tim widda geoooordeee's, was glad to home
Anyway had a greeet Tim widda geoooordeee's, was glad to home
Wednesday, March 29, 2006
SCB Radio: Update
Well theres no SCB This year... a radio station is launching this year, just after the time we were going to go on air. Were going to concentrate on other things to do with the station.
Theres Anger i want to express on this blog... i hear someone from a Radio station in Swindon has been rather cocky and cussed down our station. But the reason i wont do it back yet is because its from the grapevine and i've never met the guy. If they read this, i'm afraid that if you belive your self then your verry, verry sad and you're afraid of a bit of compitition If you have a problem with this give me an email Now to jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk . Now these are the views of Jonathan Robinson, not of the station i work for.
Theres Anger i want to express on this blog... i hear someone from a Radio station in Swindon has been rather cocky and cussed down our station. But the reason i wont do it back yet is because its from the grapevine and i've never met the guy. If they read this, i'm afraid that if you belive your self then your verry, verry sad and you're afraid of a bit of compitition If you have a problem with this give me an email Now to jonathan_robinson_2005@yahoo.co.uk . Now these are the views of Jonathan Robinson, not of the station i work for.
NO ID!!
Now, As bar staff in the leading bar in Halifax, I understand that I may asked for I.D to check my age if the bar staff think I'm under 21... Which I look nothing like under 21 although I am 21, Like wise with my other 2 pals while going out on a Tuesday night in Swindon. Me, Caroline, Dave and Claire (All work with) went to Yates in Swindon (We'd been to the one in Halifax, liked it for the cheap drinks) I was joined by Rich who I hadn't seen for a while, And Jonathan M(worked with both at Swindon FM) Jonathan M left us after 5 minutes to go to Salsa at Edwards Bar, Round the Corner and said we'll be in Edwards Later. We finish our rounds of drink, leave Caroline and Claire to do their own thing and go to Edwards.
Rich, Jonk And Dave went in, and the barmaid asked us what we wanted, Got us our Drinks, then the words "Have you got any ID?" Come out of her Mouth
Were all Gob Smacked!!! We all look way older that 21, I am 22, Dave is 23 and rich is something like 29 or 30 (I'm sure i'l be corrected). I show her my ID, which SHOULD be ok now, because I've got a citizen Card and it has a pass logo, which didn't work before but does now, but she declined it!!! WHAT??? She asked rich who's Nearly and old man, he didn't have any (shouldn't need it) so she took the drinks away, Informed the Door Staff and says "I'm Sorry but if you're not 18 you shouldn't be in here"
18!!! EXCUSE ME!!! I'm not taking this as a compliment because that's just taking the piss, although I understand the laws, we are defiantly not 18! We go without trouble, mainly because me and Dave don't fancy our chances with the doorman and leave quietly.
Working in a bar, I know this process is wrong, You ask for I.D first before serving the drinks, then turn away because it means you have Rung the items into the till, and then opened the bottles and poured the spirits only to be put as wastage 5 seconds later and thrown at the end of the night, loosing the bar money (about £8.00, which is bad on a quiet night likeTuesday). To be honest I would of served us, like everyone else in Swindon did all this week. But then thinking about on other occasions In Bradford Bar Me turned us away, they asked us for id although we go there regular,Ii was with Gordon and he mentioned that sometimes they wont serve us just because theydon'tt want us there. We went back toYates'ss and got rather drunk.
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
Off To The TIP
Friday morning
Scene: Front room, Jonk is on the floor with caroline next to him, Claire (Daves Ex-Girlfriend) and Barbra (Daves Bohemouth Sister)
BANG BANG (Door opens)
Bob: Oh hello Jonathan, what are you doing sleeping on the floor
Jonk wakes up: You chucked the bed you c*^t, Remember
Bob: Why do i always get the blame for stuff. Whos this
Barbra: I'm Barbra
Bob: Oh hello dear
Anyway bob starts complaining bout the house not having any wall paper and things being everywhere, and jonk reminds him that he was the one who told him to pull the wal paper down, and left his stuff in stupid places. Bob then ispects jonks clothes that are waiting to be washed.
Bob: What the F^*K is This Jonathan!?!?!?!
Jonk: Its a towel, you try your self with it
Bob: its dirty
Jonk: i know, Its waiting to be washed
Bob: Why dont you wash it
Jonk: i am going to wash it, i put it there yesterday
Bob: But its not Clean (Bob throws the dirty towel at claire) Look smell that, its not clean is it??
Claire: (Half asleep) F*^k off!
Bob then picks up the blankets off everyone and talks about how dirty the blankets are and need throwing, however its just the sheets that are dirty, bob is trying to make Jonks life harder to live and look bad infront of everyone, however they know what bobs like by now, besides Barbra who is sticking up for bob.
Bob puts them in a pile and says he is going to take them to be washed
the night before...
Bob came round to take some things to the tip as jonk complained it was rubbish that didnt need to be there, with bob saying that Jonks TV, Computer, Radio Desk and other expensive items were out of date and needed throwing and jonk called him stupid, and they threw out the crap they didnt need. They did take it to the tip but it closed at 4 and bob got angry... abit like the world was against him again. He agreed to leave it outside the house till the morning.
Back to the morning:
Bob starts loading the rubbish into his car (His other car which isnt a pile of scrap) and tells jonathan to get in, along with claire and caroline (Bohemouth had to go to bradford). They get to the tip and throw the unwanted items away. They Then go the the laundrette. Bob had earlier made a big deal about my clothes being washed in the sink (As i have no washing Machine) and called it discusting and said they needed taking to the laundrette (That costs £5 each time, £5 that jonk doesnt have) Jonk told him to just leave his clothes and take bobs things only. Bob walks into the laundrette with caroline and jonk and talks to the lady and pulls out a dirty tea towel.
Bob: Hello love, I just want your opinion on something, My nephew here thinks he has washed this towl here, does that look clean to you?
Jonk: I didnt say i washed it
Lady: No Dear thats not washed, its not acceptible
Jonk Flips: YOU CAN ALL GET F^*KED.
Jonk tells the lady that if she belives him she is well stupid and calls bob a tw*t and walks off. Claire is still in the car and doesnt know what to do and caroline isnt happy with bob either. Jonk walks down the road and caroline and claire follow him.
Bob comes round a week later to go on holiday again, and enters like he's going to get a kicking from jonk ... However jonk doesnt.
Scene: Front room, Jonk is on the floor with caroline next to him, Claire (Daves Ex-Girlfriend) and Barbra (Daves Bohemouth Sister)
BANG BANG (Door opens)
Bob: Oh hello Jonathan, what are you doing sleeping on the floor
Jonk wakes up: You chucked the bed you c*^t, Remember
Bob: Why do i always get the blame for stuff. Whos this
Barbra: I'm Barbra
Bob: Oh hello dear
Anyway bob starts complaining bout the house not having any wall paper and things being everywhere, and jonk reminds him that he was the one who told him to pull the wal paper down, and left his stuff in stupid places. Bob then ispects jonks clothes that are waiting to be washed.
Bob: What the F^*K is This Jonathan!?!?!?!
Jonk: Its a towel, you try your self with it
Bob: its dirty
Jonk: i know, Its waiting to be washed
Bob: Why dont you wash it
Jonk: i am going to wash it, i put it there yesterday
Bob: But its not Clean (Bob throws the dirty towel at claire) Look smell that, its not clean is it??
Claire: (Half asleep) F*^k off!
Bob then picks up the blankets off everyone and talks about how dirty the blankets are and need throwing, however its just the sheets that are dirty, bob is trying to make Jonks life harder to live and look bad infront of everyone, however they know what bobs like by now, besides Barbra who is sticking up for bob.
Bob puts them in a pile and says he is going to take them to be washed
the night before...
Bob came round to take some things to the tip as jonk complained it was rubbish that didnt need to be there, with bob saying that Jonks TV, Computer, Radio Desk and other expensive items were out of date and needed throwing and jonk called him stupid, and they threw out the crap they didnt need. They did take it to the tip but it closed at 4 and bob got angry... abit like the world was against him again. He agreed to leave it outside the house till the morning.
Back to the morning:
Bob starts loading the rubbish into his car (His other car which isnt a pile of scrap) and tells jonathan to get in, along with claire and caroline (Bohemouth had to go to bradford). They get to the tip and throw the unwanted items away. They Then go the the laundrette. Bob had earlier made a big deal about my clothes being washed in the sink (As i have no washing Machine) and called it discusting and said they needed taking to the laundrette (That costs £5 each time, £5 that jonk doesnt have) Jonk told him to just leave his clothes and take bobs things only. Bob walks into the laundrette with caroline and jonk and talks to the lady and pulls out a dirty tea towel.
Bob: Hello love, I just want your opinion on something, My nephew here thinks he has washed this towl here, does that look clean to you?
Jonk: I didnt say i washed it
Lady: No Dear thats not washed, its not acceptible
Jonk Flips: YOU CAN ALL GET F^*KED.
Jonk tells the lady that if she belives him she is well stupid and calls bob a tw*t and walks off. Claire is still in the car and doesnt know what to do and caroline isnt happy with bob either. Jonk walks down the road and caroline and claire follow him.
Bob comes round a week later to go on holiday again, and enters like he's going to get a kicking from jonk ... However jonk doesnt.
First Day Trip To Morecambe of 2006
(This is the bobs car story in more detail... with the start of the day inclubed)
One Tuesday, Me and Caroline had worked at Buzz the Night Before (Another nightclub owned by the company we work for) And we were Knackered. all of a sudden
BANG BANG (On the door (baby))
BANG BANG (Door opens)
Bob: Hello Jonathan, Hello um, um ca, um Claire
Jonk: Bob its Caroline
Bob: oh yeah, Hello Caroline love, how are you?
Caroline: im ok.
Bob: Jonathan, whys my house in a mess? what are you still doing in bed at this time of the day?
Jonk: Bob, thats your mess, and we were working last night
Bob: Oh sorry Jonathan. Well i'm off to morcambe, are you comeing?
Jonk: I dunno, were shattered
bob goes to the Toilet, Jonk and Caroline Discuss whether they are going with him and then he comes back down
Bob: Jonathan your toilet smells like a dirty old mans been in it
Jonk: There was, his names bob
Bob looks at him with a face like a sarcastic haha
Bob: well im going now, are you comeing?
They agree and go to morcambe. They get there and bob has to sign on and do a few other things, while Jonk and caroline go to the libary to get online. bob comes into the libary and they go for food. about 5 oclock they leave morcambe, not before going to the petrol station and filling the car up with £2.13 worth of petrol (Bob does this on a regular basis, and always does it up to the pence on the spare change he has in his pocket)
Half way home...
Jonk: "Bob, what s that noise???"
Bob: "i don't Know Jonathan!"
Jonk: "It sounds like the exaust"
Bob stops and looks under the car and the exaust is hanging off.
He ties it back on with some wire but it falls off again ten minutes later. He stops at a petrol station to re-tie it with a coat hanger but as he's fixing it Jonk and Caroline have to get out of the car and the petrol station closes, with the stupid lady switching the lights off making bobs task harder.Anyway it was bloody cold
Bob: FOR F^*K SAKE!
you can see the steam coming his head
Bob finally makes it home, Not before going to another 2 petrol stations and putting £1.81 and £3.00 in.
One Tuesday, Me and Caroline had worked at Buzz the Night Before (Another nightclub owned by the company we work for) And we were Knackered. all of a sudden
BANG BANG (On the door (baby))
BANG BANG (Door opens)
Bob: Hello Jonathan, Hello um, um ca, um Claire
Jonk: Bob its Caroline
Bob: oh yeah, Hello Caroline love, how are you?
Caroline: im ok.
Bob: Jonathan, whys my house in a mess? what are you still doing in bed at this time of the day?
Jonk: Bob, thats your mess, and we were working last night
Bob: Oh sorry Jonathan. Well i'm off to morcambe, are you comeing?
Jonk: I dunno, were shattered
bob goes to the Toilet, Jonk and Caroline Discuss whether they are going with him and then he comes back down
Bob: Jonathan your toilet smells like a dirty old mans been in it
Jonk: There was, his names bob
Bob looks at him with a face like a sarcastic haha
Bob: well im going now, are you comeing?
They agree and go to morcambe. They get there and bob has to sign on and do a few other things, while Jonk and caroline go to the libary to get online. bob comes into the libary and they go for food. about 5 oclock they leave morcambe, not before going to the petrol station and filling the car up with £2.13 worth of petrol (Bob does this on a regular basis, and always does it up to the pence on the spare change he has in his pocket)
Half way home...
Jonk: "Bob, what s that noise???"
Bob: "i don't Know Jonathan!"
Jonk: "It sounds like the exaust"
Bob stops and looks under the car and the exaust is hanging off.
He ties it back on with some wire but it falls off again ten minutes later. He stops at a petrol station to re-tie it with a coat hanger but as he's fixing it Jonk and Caroline have to get out of the car and the petrol station closes, with the stupid lady switching the lights off making bobs task harder.Anyway it was bloody cold
Bob: FOR F^*K SAKE!
you can see the steam coming his head
Bob finally makes it home, Not before going to another 2 petrol stations and putting £1.81 and £3.00 in.
Bar Wars Update
The Battle of Pharoes bar was won That december, Danny got into a spot of bother and doesnt work on pharoes any more, Jonk was put on pharoes almost constantly since Colin Left, Lauren is in the mist of rotation, going to other bars within coli. In January Jonk Completed his first luminar book and has sent in his second one.
Jonk comes in one day and asks management if he can be taken off Pharoes for one day a week... he is given the rota for that week... Looked at thursday... He was on stage bar with Lena... tht cant be right :-S ... Looked at Friday... Pharoes... Looked at Saturday... HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE POB BAR!!!
Not Pob from the kids tv show, but pob standing for Pat O'Briens Bar, in Mainestreet, And on a saturday (Busyest Night). The Night went fantastic, and loved being on there, even tho he hadnt been there for 5 months. The next week came and is now in the mist of rotation but however is still on pharoes one night of the week untill one of the bars he wants comes Available... Jonk Has won Bar wars and his sights set on bigger things... Stay tuned for the next exiting chapter of
POLICE END
Jonk comes in one day and asks management if he can be taken off Pharoes for one day a week... he is given the rota for that week... Looked at thursday... He was on stage bar with Lena... tht cant be right :-S ... Looked at Friday... Pharoes... Looked at Saturday... HE WAS IN CHARGE OF THE POB BAR!!!
Not Pob from the kids tv show, but pob standing for Pat O'Briens Bar, in Mainestreet, And on a saturday (Busyest Night). The Night went fantastic, and loved being on there, even tho he hadnt been there for 5 months. The next week came and is now in the mist of rotation but however is still on pharoes one night of the week untill one of the bars he wants comes Available... Jonk Has won Bar wars and his sights set on bigger things... Stay tuned for the next exiting chapter of
POLICE END
Tuesday, February 28, 2006
In Other news...
Nothing much happened last month...
Lilly and Jonk havn't said much but jonk has dropped hints about things he doesn't agree with her.
Bob took me to the housing advice place in halifax and acted a nob so i showed him up in front of the housing people.
Looked for somewhere else to live. Got somewhere but didnt have the money so me and Caroline are looking for a Job In Oceana.
Thats about it i think. Went to swindon with joe and dave but we stayed in on joes birthday. ok thats it now. Stay Tuned Jonk Watchers!
Lilly and Jonk havn't said much but jonk has dropped hints about things he doesn't agree with her.
Bob took me to the housing advice place in halifax and acted a nob so i showed him up in front of the housing people.
Looked for somewhere else to live. Got somewhere but didnt have the money so me and Caroline are looking for a Job In Oceana.
Thats about it i think. Went to swindon with joe and dave but we stayed in on joes birthday. ok thats it now. Stay Tuned Jonk Watchers!
Bobs Car
Bob eventually came over yesterday and asked us if we wanted to come to morcambe so Caroline and Jonk agreed.
We went to morcambe, followed bob around and had some food. and had an oddly regular day untill...
Jonk: "Bob, what s that noise???"
Bob: "i don't Know Jonathan!"
Jonk: "It sounds like the exaust"
Bob stops and looks under the car and the exaust is hanging off. He ties it back on with some wire but it falls off ten minutes later.
He stops at a petrol station to re-tie it with a coat hanger but as he's fixing it Jonk and Caroline have to get out of the car and the petrol station closes, with the stupid lady switching the lights off making bobs task harder.
Anyway it was bloody cold... Not much to the story but its been a quiet month.
Sunday, February 05, 2006
Lilly Vs Jonk Round 2
A week passes and jonk and Lilly goes wacky and her mood swing goes again.
Jonk:
Am I on a different taxi list than thingie
Lilly:
No why?
Jonk:
I explained last week
Lilly flips:
For f**k sake why are you so awrkward?
Jonk:
If I wasn't awkward I wouldn't be me
lily's fuse goes
"I'm not in the mood for this tonight"
Jonk:
"Ooooh sorry, I'd better be carefull, you've got your book in you're hands again"
Lilly gives Jonk the same face his mum pulls when she cant take any more and is about to throw the book when someone tells them to leave it or it will get worse.
the next day Lilly tells Jonk to put his radio upstairs
jonk:
"I haven't been upstairs yet and anyway its not your job to say"
she gives him a dirty look and walks off
Jonk signs out
Lilly:
"how come you signed out at 4:30 and..."
Jonk hands over ears
"lalalala I'm not listening" (Mainly because he was told to put his finish work time at 4:30)
jonk walks off
Jonk asks a manager if he's in a separate taxi. Manager explains that a 6 seater was ordered... However after a taxi guy says there is no 6 seater available so they get separate taxis. Lilly don't know this till we get separate taxis. She starts going off on one when they get in the taxi
Jonk:
"Shut up, I'm not listening!"
Lilly VS Jonk round 1
Due to the taxi situation with thingie and doodah, Jonk has requested that he get a different taxi home, which was agreed by the bosses.
However Lilly has a problem with this and now has caused a war between Jonk and Lilly.
Its not even Lily's involvement and has nothing to do with her but she sees it as me being awkward getting a separate taxi. At the end of the day its wouldn't matter if I was being awkward because its not her problem.
ROUND 1
Jonk signs out and mentions to Lilly that he wants a separate taxi which had been agreed by bosses. She flips out on one and says its stupid. Jonk trys to explain that he has had problems with the taxi but she's still flipping out. Jonk gets angry but trys to stay calm as Lilly is talking down to him. Jonk talks the same way back.
Lily's fuse blows:
"How dare you talk to me like that... bla bla bla"
Jonks fuse blows:
"How dare you talk to me like that! Its got nothing to do with you... bla bla bla"
Lilly throws the taxi book at Jonk
Member of Door Staff:
"oi oi oi oi what did you do that for!"
Lilly:
"he was talking to me like shit"
Door Staff:
"Because you was talking to him the same way"
The situation drifted off there for the night as Jonk went to go and sit with Caroline.
However Lilly has a problem with this and now has caused a war between Jonk and Lilly.
Its not even Lily's involvement and has nothing to do with her but she sees it as me being awkward getting a separate taxi. At the end of the day its wouldn't matter if I was being awkward because its not her problem.
ROUND 1
Jonk signs out and mentions to Lilly that he wants a separate taxi which had been agreed by bosses. She flips out on one and says its stupid. Jonk trys to explain that he has had problems with the taxi but she's still flipping out. Jonk gets angry but trys to stay calm as Lilly is talking down to him. Jonk talks the same way back.
Lily's fuse blows:
"How dare you talk to me like that... bla bla bla"
Jonks fuse blows:
"How dare you talk to me like that! Its got nothing to do with you... bla bla bla"
Lilly throws the taxi book at Jonk
Member of Door Staff:
"oi oi oi oi what did you do that for!"
Lilly:
"he was talking to me like shit"
Door Staff:
"Because you was talking to him the same way"
The situation drifted off there for the night as Jonk went to go and sit with Caroline.
Monday, January 30, 2006
Brief blog: on da coach 2 swindon
Me geordie and joe r on the coach 2 swindon til friday and joe is feeling the strains of no smokin on the bus. Weve changed coaches twice and on the second 1 the driver told me off 4 havin my mp3 player 2 loud, cant c how he can hear it, he was 2 far away. Im off 2 finish my salad.
Monday, January 16, 2006
LAST BIG MAC
Ok , so today i've had my last Big Mac for a long time. I'm not really a big McDonald's kind of guy because I do believe that u cant have too much (And watched super-size me)
The Reason for this is simple. McDonald's always do try to keep a high standard of quality when it comes to satisfaction, and also try their best to ensure that the food is tasty and stuff. However I've been un-satisfied too much. I've not mentioned this to McDonald's, as it wouldn't change anything. For Instance, here is a picture of the box of a big mac. They advertise this in the window and on TV, Which makes it look tasty and want one.
and then you open the box and find this.
During our kids night we get some food in, by the time we get the food the fries are cold. This is understandable as they have to go to KFC as well. But even if they went to KFC first the chips are cold and floppy. Anyway then when you get the burger it doesn't look as good as it does on the packet. In fact if it didn't have a packet, and I was served it on a plate in the restaurant, I probably wouldn't eat it because it looks nasty. It just looks like it was banged together in a rush. If Ronald McDonald walked into one of his restaurants he'd have a fit and go on a sacking spree. An angry frown behind his painted smile. This is just not our local one, this is various restaurants around the country, so until this improved I have vowed to not have a big Mac.
So just to show that I have not always thought this... I will tell u a story about my 1st big Mac (This don't mean I'm a fast food junkie by the way)
In 1995 (I was 11) I went into McDonald in Swindon with my brother and my (Then) step-dad Steve. He was on his break (He was a Bus Driver and we was with him for the day) and offered us anything we wanted. Instead of having a happy meal, just to see what he'd say I said "Can I have a big Mac?" he said ok, I was shocked! Then he asked Ben and he wanted one too! So we got it all and sat down and me and Ben was giggling because the advert on the TV was a man looking at a big mac and slowly going towards his mouth... don't know why that was funny, but we was going on about what if he choked or if it fell out of his mouth. Anyway it looked almost like it did on the advert, and I'm sure it was bigger, a proper big macca Big Mac. The fries were good and the milk shake was tasty and Grimmace free (Click on grimmace if u don't know what I'm on about). Anyway it was a good.
Wednesday, January 11, 2006
Yeah, maybe i do have 30p
You know when that scruffy looking guy comes up to you and asks if you have 30p? Well i've just been up the chippy (its closed by the way) and some bloke was sat outside the co-op “Eh Mate, you got 30p?” me: “Naa sorry” I walk off “I bet you have, your just saying that”. Obviously! I don’t give money to anyone! He called me a fat bastard, I was going go back and spark him one but I calmed my self down, as I’m a respectable citizen.
So next time ANYONE walks up to me asks me if I have 30p, i’m going to reply “yes Thanks” and if they ask to have it I just say “no”. If asked why, my reply is “Cos I want it”. I’ve had enough. If these people weren’t druggies or alkies then id say yes, but they’re not.
So next time ANYONE walks up to me asks me if I have 30p, i’m going to reply “yes Thanks” and if they ask to have it I just say “no”. If asked why, my reply is “Cos I want it”. I’ve had enough. If these people weren’t druggies or alkies then id say yes, but they’re not.
FIRST TO RIP U OFF!!!
First off, whoever idea peek time prices is a nob head, it’s only a scam to make money from busy people, who are too busy to argue so they leave it. It’s a way so bus companies make 40p extra from each passenger, even when their off peak prices are stupid anyway.
Second is FIRST, The Bus Company. When I first came to Yorkshire, it used to cost £2.70 for a day rider, which got you anywhere around West Yorkshire. Then went up to £2.80. A month later it went up again to £3.00. Last week this went up again to £3.30! These big companies can get away with anything! GOD! I get a weekly pass; this has gone up from £12.50, to £14.00. That’s an extra £1.50 from every one who has one of these passes. Its not only busses, its everything, Trains, Crisps, Sweets, Alcoholic beverages, shows… no wonder why our grand parents tell us about the times when 1p was a lot of money, and our parents go on about telling us about the times a pint of cider used to cost 12p.
As far as alcohol is concerned imp not going to mention any more because of whom I work for, however I do sympathize with some of the customers I serve. But going back to busses, I am angry, today I paid £1.50 to get to town. This was off peak. On my way back the bus driver wanted me to pay £1.90. I ask why (Just incase the driver has made a mistake) and show him my ticket before and he points out that at that moment in time (5:50 pm) the bus fair is priced at the peak time and I must pay 40p extra to go home. WHAT!!! THAT’S DUMB. I go secretly angry inside, thinking what a nob, but its not him, it’s the company he works for. I get off the bus to draw my Tenner out. I could of caught that bus but somebody was well show at the cash machine, I wanted to just push them away so I could get my money but didn’t. Anyway they finish at the machine then my bus goes. Yeah Thanks. Anyway I draw my £10 out and wait 20 minutes for the next one. That one came at 6:10 pm and that was £1.50 back home.
And big companies can do it because they are big, people complain but they do nothing! The Pound is loosing its value and this is a sign of it because some politician wants to bring the euro to the U.K. I also believe this is why people get aggressive easily. The big companies are also killing off the little guy, everything’s owned by a big company who are now just trying to make a big profit, even the shop round the corner. ITV is a good example, What ever happened to Yorkshire TV, or central or HTV? ITV swallowed it. ITV isn’t even ITV anymore. ITV is supposed to stand for Independent Television. The TV stations are now swallowed up by a TV giant. The TV License is a rip off its self from a TV Giant. Hey BBC, u should of thought about how you're going to fund your little TV stations in the first place. We only pay for BBC, and now threes thousands of channels on digital, BBC are still making money from it.
Anyway i'm moving off from my anger of the busses. I thought they were supposed to encouraging people to go on the busses instead of using the cars! The bus in Swindon is cheaper, the only bad thing about Swindon's busses is that you have to have exact change, like American busses. First have already weakened the local bus companies, and they still go on strike for not getting enough money, How about the customers go on strike for paying too much?
I look so gangsta
Now check that! Work asked us to dress up as 1920's style gangsters, were supposed to get £30 from dressing up but i was going to anyway. Some said i kind of looked like a wally but i thought i looked well cool.
What a Great Night!
Last night the cell invited everyone who worked in a bar over Christmas and new years to go up there for a few drinks, and… well the guy who owns the cell last night could only be described as a legend or something! We had a great night in there and most of us got pissed. Not as many people turned up as there could have been, but it was great anyway!
A couple of other pubs turned up too, but the Wacky Mad Coliseum Crew mixed their drinks and talked about sex all night. Hehe, and then the boys and girls went their separate ways, Girls to the Garage, Boys to Dixie Chicken. Boys Dave, Andy And Jonk goes back to Jonk's
Dave’s Drinks Tally:
9 VK
5 Corky Shots:
2 DBL JD & Coke
DBL Rum & Lemonade:
Various Unknown Shots mixed with either lemonade, Pepsi or VK: Rough estimate or about 8 shots
Andy’s Drink Tally:
5 Corky Shots
10 VK Cherry
Various Unknown Shots mixed with either lemonade, Pepsi or VK: Rough estimate of 10 shots (Includes mixing baileys and VK)
Jonk’s Drink Tally
13 VK
9 Corky Shots
Jonk did not have any unknown mixes
Before meeting in the cell, Jonk had 3 bottles of WKD and 3 VK with Gordon however the effects of this alcohol had worn off the time he got there.
On a pissed scale on 1-10
DAVE: 9/10 Dave had a lot of strong Drinks with shots in
ANDY: 7/10 Andy had more VK based drinks
JONK: 6/10 Jonk only occasionally mixed a corky with a VK
However, on a sick probability factor
DAVE: 7/10 Plenty of Dave’s drinks were high in alcohol, playing with his head
ANDY: 9/10 Andy Had Strong Drinks, and also mixed stuff like Baileys with VK
JONK 4/10 Jonk’s drinks were easy on the stomach and didn’t drink enough to mess his head.
Dave and Andy then finish Jonk’s Vodka (about half a 35cl each)
They get hungry and at 7 they go to the café in Queensbury. Dave’s coat is at home; Jonk Lets him borrow a Jacket and realizes Dave looks like one of the proclaimers
They go back to Jonk’s. Andy is sick outside Castle Bobskull. He goes about 10. Jonk and Dave talk and they fall asleep half way through a conversation till Dave has a phone call. Dave goes at 3
Jonk texts Caroline because she is ill and feels sorry 4 her because he wants to do something to make her batter.
Monday, January 09, 2006
Hello every1 and happy New Year!
Just a quick update
I have no proper Internet. I'm using my mobile as a modem at the moment... wow! The wonders of having a contract phone. 230.4kbps isn’t that bad is it? I have to keep reconnecting though. Bumpy start to the New Year, phone got nicked at the start so rang vodafone. Lost almost every1s numbers so, Gordon, get in contact. Got a replacement now, causing my phone bill to be £80! Oh my golly miss molly
Computer knacked up. Had to re install windows again, and put another hard drive in
Mad Uncle Gadget came back while my dad was up 4 Christmas. We also arranged to have the gas and electric in my name. Gas already want £30 by next Friday, they can go jump down that bottomless whole in that mountain on the way to Morcambe that Bob keeps showing me. Bob also came back while I had friends round this week and they were sleeping downstairs
Geordie and his girlfriend Claire were sleeping downstairs when Bob showed up. Bob thought id lost weight and thought that Claire was my girlfriends sister (Every 1 does and it annoys them. They look like sisters, and sound like they are by their names, Caroline & Claire, Sounds like twins)
I’ve also sent off loads of disks. Haven’t don’t a big disk send off since Christmas 2004. Since then I was in limbo till September, was waiting for some people to get back with some stuff, didn’t get it back so had to find some other way.
And since last Monday I had a real bad cold, got worse on Wednesday and Thursday thru till Saturday was bad. Got it from Clair when Caroline and me stayed at hers. Caroline now has it.
New year… New Thing
Off to bed. BOING
Just a quick update
I have no proper Internet. I'm using my mobile as a modem at the moment... wow! The wonders of having a contract phone. 230.4kbps isn’t that bad is it? I have to keep reconnecting though. Bumpy start to the New Year, phone got nicked at the start so rang vodafone. Lost almost every1s numbers so, Gordon, get in contact. Got a replacement now, causing my phone bill to be £80! Oh my golly miss molly
Computer knacked up. Had to re install windows again, and put another hard drive in
Mad Uncle Gadget came back while my dad was up 4 Christmas. We also arranged to have the gas and electric in my name. Gas already want £30 by next Friday, they can go jump down that bottomless whole in that mountain on the way to Morcambe that Bob keeps showing me. Bob also came back while I had friends round this week and they were sleeping downstairs
Geordie and his girlfriend Claire were sleeping downstairs when Bob showed up. Bob thought id lost weight and thought that Claire was my girlfriends sister (Every 1 does and it annoys them. They look like sisters, and sound like they are by their names, Caroline & Claire, Sounds like twins)
I’ve also sent off loads of disks. Haven’t don’t a big disk send off since Christmas 2004. Since then I was in limbo till September, was waiting for some people to get back with some stuff, didn’t get it back so had to find some other way.
And since last Monday I had a real bad cold, got worse on Wednesday and Thursday thru till Saturday was bad. Got it from Clair when Caroline and me stayed at hers. Caroline now has it.
New year… New Thing
Off to bed. BOING
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