First Day Trip To Morecambe of 2006

(This is the bobs car story in more detail... with the start of the day inclubed)

One Tuesday, Me and Caroline had worked at Buzz the Night Before (Another nightclub owned by the company we work for) And we were Knackered. all of a sudden

BANG BANG (On the door (baby))

BANG BANG (Door opens)

Bob: Hello Jonathan, Hello um, um ca, um Claire
Jonk: Bob its Caroline
Bob: oh yeah, Hello Caroline love, how are you?
Caroline: im ok.
Bob: Jonathan, whys my house in a mess? what are you still doing in bed at this time of the day?
Jonk: Bob, thats your mess, and we were working last night
Bob: Oh sorry Jonathan. Well i'm off to morcambe, are you comeing?
Jonk: I dunno, were shattered

bob goes to the Toilet, Jonk and Caroline Discuss whether they are going with him and then he comes back down

Bob: Jonathan your toilet smells like a dirty old mans been in it
Jonk: There was, his names bob
Bob looks at him with a face like a sarcastic haha
Bob: well im going now, are you comeing?
They agree and go to morcambe. They get there and bob has to sign on and do a few other things, while Jonk and caroline go to the libary to get online. bob comes into the libary and they go for food. about 5 oclock they leave morcambe, not before going to the petrol station and filling the car up with £2.13 worth of petrol (Bob does this on a regular basis, and always does it up to the pence on the spare change he has in his pocket)

Half way home...
Jonk: "Bob, what s that noise???"
Bob: "i don't Know Jonathan!"
Jonk: "It sounds like the exaust"

Bob stops and looks under the car and the exaust is hanging off.
He ties it back on with some wire but it falls off again ten minutes later. He stops at a petrol station to re-tie it with a coat hanger but as he's fixing it Jonk and Caroline have to get out of the car and the petrol station closes, with the stupid lady switching the lights off making bobs task harder.Anyway it was bloody cold

Bob: FOR F^*K SAKE!
you can see the steam coming his head
Bob finally makes it home, Not before going to another 2 petrol stations and putting £1.81 and £3.00 in.