Off To The TIP

Friday morning

Scene: Front room, Jonk is on the floor with caroline next to him, Claire (Daves Ex-Girlfriend) and Barbra (Daves Bohemouth Sister)

BANG BANG (Door opens)

Bob: Oh hello Jonathan, what are you doing sleeping on the floor
Jonk wakes up: You chucked the bed you c*^t, Remember
Bob: Why do i always get the blame for stuff. Whos this
Barbra: I'm Barbra
Bob: Oh hello dear

Anyway bob starts complaining bout the house not having any wall paper and things being everywhere, and jonk reminds him that he was the one who told him to pull the wal paper down, and left his stuff in stupid places. Bob then ispects jonks clothes that are waiting to be washed.

Bob: What the F^*K is This Jonathan!?!?!?!
Jonk: Its a towel, you try your self with it
Bob: its dirty
Jonk: i know, Its waiting to be washed
Bob: Why dont you wash it
Jonk: i am going to wash it, i put it there yesterday
Bob: But its not Clean (Bob throws the dirty towel at claire) Look smell that, its not clean is it??
Claire: (Half asleep) F*^k off!
Bob then picks up the blankets off everyone and talks about how dirty the blankets are and need throwing, however its just the sheets that are dirty, bob is trying to make Jonks life harder to live and look bad infront of everyone, however they know what bobs like by now, besides Barbra who is sticking up for bob.

Bob puts them in a pile and says he is going to take them to be washed

the night before...
Bob came round to take some things to the tip as jonk complained it was rubbish that didnt need to be there, with bob saying that Jonks TV, Computer, Radio Desk and other expensive items were out of date and needed throwing and jonk called him stupid, and they threw out the crap they didnt need. They did take it to the tip but it closed at 4 and bob got angry... abit like the world was against him again. He agreed to leave it outside the house till the morning.

Back to the morning:
Bob starts loading the rubbish into his car (His other car which isnt a pile of scrap) and tells jonathan to get in, along with claire and caroline (Bohemouth had to go to bradford). They get to the tip and throw the unwanted items away. They Then go the the laundrette. Bob had earlier made a big deal about my clothes being washed in the sink (As i have no washing Machine) and called it discusting and said they needed taking to the laundrette (That costs £5 each time, £5 that jonk doesnt have) Jonk told him to just leave his clothes and take bobs things only. Bob walks into the laundrette with caroline and jonk and talks to the lady and pulls out a dirty tea towel.

Bob: Hello love, I just want your opinion on something, My nephew here thinks he has washed this towl here, does that look clean to you?
Jonk: I didnt say i washed it
Lady: No Dear thats not washed, its not acceptible
Jonk Flips: YOU CAN ALL GET F^*KED.
Jonk tells the lady that if she belives him she is well stupid and calls bob a tw*t and walks off. Claire is still in the car and doesnt know what to do and caroline isnt happy with bob either. Jonk walks down the road and caroline and claire follow him.

Bob comes round a week later to go on holiday again, and enters like he's going to get a kicking from jonk ... However jonk doesnt.