Now what the hell has gone on here.
I get home from newcastle, and all my things are on the floor, i get mad and break bobs decorating table. Anyway i continue to look around the house and find petty things missing. As i don't have much cooking equipment i mostly do my cooking with one pan for the hob, and one plastic bowl, which was not found... = Bob thrown away. Dave's Clothes which i have been looking after, uh ho... = bob thrown away. i then go to look for my laptop which i am learning something for working on my website, Can't find laptop... = Bob thrown away. I wasn't too fussed about the laptop but was disapointed because it was a present from my uncle tom, wasnt anything new but was good to practice webpage building on. Caroline is with me.
Jonk:Thing, He's taken my laptop.
Caroline runs downthe stairs in shock: Basterd! Why's he taken that?
Jonk:I dunno, to be a nob.
Jonk cleans up a bit, when caroline goes he opens a tin of soup and puts it in a cup, opens thi microwave...
LAPTOP IN THE MICROWAVE
1 comment:
No, he just put it in the microwave. didnt turn it on or there would be no house left!
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