I'm on the phone to jobcentre now

Managed to get into the job centres annoying music area. theres a bit in the song that sounds like psycho's "wheee wheee wheee" bit when the woman gets stabbed.

it was a change because i rang the direct number and got through stright away! still got the music tho and that takes its time

Music loops 3 times

Yawn - - da da da da da da di- da, da-di-da.....

music loops again

Caroline wakes up (asleep on the sofa next to the PC) "Whats all the racket" Sorry i cant turn the music off

da dee dee deee daa dooo (not police)

Psycho area comes up again

fiddle diddle fiddle diddle

music ends

music starts SHUT THE FUCK UP

THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME FROM ACTUALLY BEING ANGRY IS TYPING THIS

my dads teling caroline how much child support agency wants off my dad (my mums a slapper ... eg looks like her face has been slapped by a wet fish... actually, looks like a wet fish. she scammed him out of money... then called child support agency saying he'd not paid her anything to help out)

Music loop

they spend the money on cars, and hifis that they sell on ebay or at a cheeper price

Flask back on jellied eels and peanut butter sandwich

They've usualy answered by now.

Carolines been up for a while now (Music loop) askin me if im still on hold

yawn (psycho bit)

Come on!!!!!!!!!!!

big yawn

i think i'l time the loop when it comes along again

I'm learning the words to this off by heart (There is no words)

its at the bit that sounds like a carpet advert

loop start 13:06:30

7th time music has looped

still going 2 mins later

yawn

13:10:00 loop ends

restarts i'l have been here 36 mins by 13:14:30 if my calculations are correct

I should be in the world records!! longest hold on the telephone... however ive been on to BT for an hour

music loops

answered!

Bare with me lady asks

not finalised

not processed!

emergency payment... yes please!!

Something Sorted!!! emergency payment and someones going to call

Not processed yet!?!?!?! theyve had the claim since last tuesday!

Takes the piss