Following on from the last post, my dad thought it would be a great idea to put the glass in a black bag hanging from the banester rail on the landing right in the way of peoples feet. GREAT IDEA!
He kicked it 3 times and never moved it, but had shoes on. i kick it once and tare my foot to shreds.
SMART!
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Typical John Robinson, I remember back in 1965 when john was trying to fix some roof, put the broken tiles in a black bag on the landing, and then I kicked it and broke my toe. He just said that it was my fault anyway, made me angry too, I put that on my typewriter as my blog at the time coz all we ad were typewriters and that for messages and stuff.
YES COMMENTING ON THAT LAST COMMENT, I RECALL A TIME IN 1955 WHEN THAT JOHN ROBINSON, A YOUNG CHILD AT THE TIME, WAS EMPLOYED TO FIX MY GARDEN, AND THE NEXT MINUTE I FOUND LOADS OF SILLY SNAILS AND OLD DOGS TAILS IN A BLACK PLASTIC BAG AT THE TOP OF MY LANDING, I TROD ON IT AND CRUNCHED IT ALL TOGETHER WHICH MADE INTO A STRANGE MONSTER BEING THAT ATE MY WHOLE LEG. THAT JOHN ROBINSON...
mmm these pointes are daft, i new a blowke that left a black bag on the landing in my bungalow and when i kiked it it buzzed really loudly, i fought it was a cat purring but when i put my head in i unregretfully found it was a beez nest and the beez stung my hole head off, went to ospital for about 34 days and when i got back i add a bill for removal of beez nest from garden tree for £10, in the name of Rohn Jobinson, funni fing that coz i dont av a garden.
Oh yeah one christmas time, we had our christmas dinner, it was nice coz it was. And we asked John to get rid of the carcus, you know the inner part of the chicken, next minute the cat was coughing and stuff, well next thing somebody let the cat out of the bag, yeah the black bag on the landing with all the old food from christmas dinner John had left there. What a silly sod.
Well yer thinkt that was bad, you should have seen what john left in the bag on the landing when we asked him to remove the baby's nappies.
Hello my name is Grayham Sutton and my friend Bernard Bogindale would like to compain about John and BOB ROBINSON them two silly people, were messing about with my brothers sausage machine... The damn thing broke and was squirting sausage meat all over, normally the unused sausage mix would be thrown away in the proper place in the bins, but oh no... some bright spark instructed them to leave it in a black bag on the landing, stank the whole place out for weeks, and That BOB got his mate dave to assist in the removal, John had the idea of the landing.
Nice one... When was Graham ever spelt with a Y? - - - Gray ham?
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